When a politician, appearing in front of the Hollywood community, lectures the country on a "moral" issue, we've clearly reached a tipping point on global irony levels. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: gore academy awards
Added: Mon, 26 Feb 2007

The nominees are (clockwise):
Jim Carrey in "The Number 23"
Anastasia Hille in "The Abandoned."
Nicholas Cage in "Ghost Rider"
Gaspard Ulliel in "Hannibal Rising."


With four movies playing this weekend, next year's most hotly contested category is expected to be Best Horror/Thriller With An Actor Whose Head is Tilted to the Side. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: oscar academy awards nicholas cage jim carrey hannibal rising
Added: Sat, 24 Feb 2007

Actor Ryan O'Neal was arrested and accused of assaulting his adult son with a handgun during a fight at the actor's Malibu home.

O'Neal's son was not injured. It's been 25 years since Ryan's had any kind of hit.





"Sorry... I meant to hit the kid." [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 5 Feb 2007

A group of Iowa students want legislators to crack down on underage drinking by placing a tracking number on every keg of beer sold in the state.About 100 high school students from all around the state lobbied for the keg tags.The names of the 100 students are being withheld pending an ass kicking by their fellow classmates.In other news, owner Joe Francis said the Girls Gone Wild will not be scheduling a stop in Iowa again this year. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 30 Jan 2007

Among the many changes instituted by the new Democrat majority in Congress is how they refer to new Senators.  Party leaders say they will no longer use the "derogatory" term "freshman" to describe first-term Senators. Instead, in an effort to be more politically correct, newly-elected officials will henceforth be referred to as "not yet corrupt." [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Political
Keywords: politicians
Added: Thu, 25 Jan 2007

 California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger visits with the state's citrus growers to inspect crop damage and demonstrate his sexual harassment techniques. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 17 Jan 2007

 The makers of Dove Soap have announced a contest in which users are asked to create and submit ads for the new Dove Cream Oil Body Wash due to hit stores next month. Winners will have their commercials shown during the Academy Awards.  Winners will also be expected to do the taxes and pay for groceries for the company's marketing employees. Unilever takes top position in soap market when they realize bigger people use more soap [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: News
Keywords: dove soap
Added: Tue, 16 Jan 2007

 It was announced today that Al Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, will be shown in all secondary schools in Scotland.Officials say they hope to educate Scottish students that American politicians can be just as pompous and long-winded as their British counterparts. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 16 Jan 2007

Croatian and Serbian spectators kicked each other and used flag poles as weapons as a fight broke out at the Australian Open tennis championship. Stadium security guards moonlighting as UN officials were unable to maintain order and the Australian police were called in. With Croatian Marin Cilic due to play against Serbia’s Ilia Bozoljac in a first round match Tuesday, officials expect further violence in case someone wants to buy a vowel. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Sports
Keywords: serbia croatia australian open
Added: Mon, 15 Jan 2007

 Mayor Bloomberg is scheduled to take the wraps off the city's own "NYC" brand of free condoms.The only catch is users will have to go outside to smoke afterwards.The city-branded condoms will come in packets with a variety of colors representing the different subway lines.  Because nothing says sexy like the New York City subway system.New euphemism for sex:  Taking the F-train to Brooklyn.Women in all five boroughs are already bracing themselves for the latest line from their partners:  "Hey, baby, there's another train coming right behind this one." [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Mon, 15 Jan 2007

 An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates.Meanwhile, 21,500 other troops will be exposed over the next year. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 12 Jan 2007

The forensic expert hired by the prosecutor in the Duke rape case tells 60 Minutes he made a "big error" in judgment by not including evidence that the only DNA he found on the accuser was from several men who were not on the Duke lacrosse team.Dr. Brian Meehan went on to say he still hopes his part in the made-for-TV movie will be played by Ernest Borgnine. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: News
Keywords: duke lacrosse ernest borgnine
Added: Fri, 12 Jan 2007

 The Democrats picked Denver, Colorado as the site for next year's Democratic National Convention guaranteeing the city will face a second straight year with a record snow job. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Political
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 12 Jan 2007

 Basketball star Jason Kidd filed for divorce from his wife of 13 years claiming she abused him.Also named in the suit: every other point guard in the NBA. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Sports
Keywords: jason kidd
Added: Wed, 10 Jan 2007

According to his lawyer, Saddam Hussein said he had doubled the workout on his treadmill to be in good shape before he was hanged. A spokesman for Bally's Total Fitness in downtown Baghdad said the company would not refund the balance of Hussein's membership since it had a signed contract. Separately, the FDA is investigating exaggerated weight-loss claims that the Bush Administration may have used in promoting their WMD Diet Plan. "I Lost 215 Pounds in One Day!"*  -G.W. Bush, Washington, D.C. * Results not typical.  Individual results may vary.  As always, you should consult a doctor before picking a fight with one of the world's superpowers. [more]

Author: Mark Jabo
Category: Blogs
Keywords: bush hussein
Added: Tue, 9 Jan 2007