Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg says she doesn’t like being the only woman on the Supreme Court. “And no,” she added, “Souter doesn’t count.” [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: News
Keywords: ginsberg
Added: Mon, 29 Jan 2007

Last week, three Democrats anounced their intention to become president: a black man with an Arab name, an Hispanic man with a white name and a white woman with her husband's name. [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Political
Keywords: obama richardson clinton
Added: Sun, 21 Jan 2007

The Hilton at the Dulles Airport was closed Saturday after 120 guests were sickened with a contagious disease. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton remains open. [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Sat, 20 Jan 2007

Sen. Barack Obama has admitted that he tried cocaine in high school. When he heard, President Bush said, "High school? I can't believe he waited that long." [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama
Added: Wed, 3 Jan 2007

Toyota announced that it is developing a car that shuts down if the driver is drunk. Immediately, rival Ford announced that "Ford drivers do not need to be drunk for their cars to shut down." [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: News
Keywords: toyota
Added: Wed, 3 Jan 2007

Starbucks is going to eliminate trans fat from its stores. Said founder Howard Shultz, "Our new trans-fat free Frappacino will pad your ass without clogging your arteries."  [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 3 Jan 2007

Senator Dick Lugar said if President Bush doesn’t consult Congress on Iraq, things could “get ugly.”Lugar then described the current mood as “not ugly, but not pretty... kind of like the dark haired Bush twin.”  [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Political
Keywords: dick lugar
Added: Tue, 2 Jan 2007

On Wednesday, former Senator John Edwards announced "Edwards in '08," his campaign to end up as Barack Obama's running mate.   [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Political
Keywords: john edwards
Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006

The White House called Osama Bin Laden's capture “a success that hasn’t occurred yet.”When asked to comment, Kevin Federline added “dot net," so he could direct fans to his new website.  [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: bin laden
Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006

Researchers are testing a vaccine which will protect against every strain of the flu. Meanwhile, workers wanting the day off are testing an excuse which will protect against every strain of vaccine: “My AIDs has been acting up.”  [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: News
Keywords: flu vaccine
Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006

America plans five days of mourning for President Ford, followed by two days of explaining who he was. [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Fri, 29 Dec 2006

Senator Arlen Spector said he wants to give Iran's President Ahmadinejad, "a piece of my mind." He then mumbled, "you punk. Why I outta..." before walking away. [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Political
Keywords: arlen spector
Added: Thu, 28 Dec 2006

President Gerald Ford died on Tuesday. His last words were, “Watch my impression of Chevy Chase’s career.” [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: gerald ford
Added: Wed, 27 Dec 2006

Arnold Schwarzenegger broke his leg while skiing. Said the governor, "Pretty good, considering I'm only a Kennedy by marriage." [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: arnold schwarzeneggar
Added: Tue, 26 Dec 2006

Iran’s oil profits may dry up by 2015. President Ahmadinejad warned that Iran’s economic woes could make it “unstable” and “friendly towards Jews.” [more]

Author: Laurie Kilmartin
Category: Political
Keywords: iran oil
Added: Tue, 26 Dec 2006