Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg says she doesn’t like being the only woman on the Supreme Court. “And no,” she added, “Souter doesn’t count.”

Last week, three Democrats anounced their intention to become president: a black man with an Arab name, an Hispanic man with a white name and a white woman with her husband's name.

The Hilton at the Dulles Airport was closed Saturday after 120 guests were sickened with a contagious disease. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton remains open.

Sen. Barack Obama has admitted that he tried cocaine in high school. When he heard, President Bush said, "High school? I can't believe he waited that long."

Toyota announced that it is developing a car that shuts down if the driver is drunk. Immediately, rival Ford announced that "Ford drivers do not need to be drunk for their cars to shut down."