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I'm Kyle Grooms. I'm a stand-up comedian. I've been on TV. I am currently studying the art of stand-up comedy and I hope that one day I will become a Jedi.
www.kylegrooms.net
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  A word from Brotha Knowledge:
To My Precious Flock, I write this with the hope that you are doing well, mentally as well as physically, and that the everlasting light continues to shine on your spirit. In case you are wondering why you haven't heard from Brotha Knowledge in a while—it is because I have been on an unexpected vacation ... compliments of the United States Government. In an attempt to destroy my credibility, the Government sent out a demon in a dress, a she-devil, to cleverly deceive Brotha Knowledge. Though I am blessed with the Wisdom and Knowledge of the Ages, I couldn't tell that she was under 18. But don't worry ... I'm still blessed. As a wise man once said: "Let me see your I.D." Remember, my children, in life we all make mistakes. Just be sure that you have a Good Lawyer. A word from Brotha Knowledge. Please forward all donations and bail to W.A.K.O (Wisdom and Knowledge Organization), c/o my Mama house.
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 A word from Brotha Knowledge: I have been blessed with the Wisdom and Knowledge of Ages.
But this is my very first entry into the Daily Comedy Franchise.
I wanted to submit an entry a long time ago, but my couch felt so comfortable, as I sat there watching the tell lie vision (television) eating Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, getting further brainwashed by a system that set me up to fail.
My mind was lost in an Entertainment Wilderness, caught deep in the Matrix. What was a brotha to do?
Then a voice called out from the wilderness, and told me
that my mind!—just like the ice cream—was melting.
That's when I decided not to fall victim to the trap that was set before me. I was risen from the dead. Resurrected so that I may build an Empire.
I had to do something, 'cause Ben and Jerry ain't gonna pay my bills!
As a wise man once said that procrastination is like masturbation—you're only screwing yourself!
That was the Word of the Day. Please forward all donations to W.A.K.O. (the Wisdom And Knowledge Organization), c/o my mama house.
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People warned me before I went to Odessa: "Be careful, a brotha could end up missing in Odessa." Odessa, the small oil town in west Texas, the town from the movie "Friday Night Lights," is also Bush Country! I left New York's Laguardia Airport at 7:50 a.m., and arrived in Odessa at 1:40 p.m., after a connecting flight in Houston. There are no direct flights to Odessa. No one else wants to go to Odessa but me? Looking out the window of my airplane, I couldn't see shit but dry land, cactus and tumbleweeds. It looked like I was landing on Mars. But I knew I would have a good time, 'cause shortly after I arrived, my driver offered me weed. We hadn't even left baggage claim. There ain't much to do in Odessa but drink, get high and fuck! It was hot as hell during the day, but at night was coool! I loved the people: good-spirited; nice cultural mix. Some blacks, some whites, couple of indians and Mexicans, Mexicans, Mexicans, Mexicans. The Mexicans have been there since Texas waaaas Mexico. The nightlife was fun. The clubs were popping. I went to a place called Jaguars ... an Odessa strip club. The dancers were excited to meet me. That was cool. I tried to convince one of the strippers to move to New York and pursue her dreams. I can't help it ... I care about human beings.
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