Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

Female urologists-  Take the "hands-on" approach all the time, every time!

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

Pregnant women- be sure to drink only lite beer so that your baby won't all those calories.

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

Guys, when trying to score with females from another country, try to use pick up lines that are specific to their culture.

For instance, with Hispanic women you should say:

"I'd like to dip my chip in your salsa!"

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

Terrorists,

If you really want to terrorize us Americans, take away our fast food; make us eat vegetables; and make us exercise for 30 minutes a day.

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

NEVER go up to a eunuch and say "Hey dude, how's it hangin'?"

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

Women- when a man tells you that you have nice boobs and a hot ass, be sure to tell him "Thank you!"

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

After eating pussy, brush your teeth with Vagisil Toothpaste.

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

When visiting a public place that has banned concealed weapons, be sure to carry your weapons so that they are highly visible; either in a holster (such as machetes) or hand-held (such as M-16s).

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

Guys, sp*ce up your love life by jacking off with Icy Hot.

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Here is yet another helpful tip from Kyle Parris:

Never wash your cat by hand.  Instead, place your cat in an industrial sized washing machine; then sprinkle Tide on it to keep that fur sp*c'n'span.

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Kyle Parris