Sarah Palin has thwarted the most recent GOP loss control scheme. After loosing the election, Rove and the boys wanted her to resign as Alaska Governor and become appointed by the LT. Governor to fill the Senate seat of newly convicted felon Ted Stevens.  “I’ll take your clothes, boy hidey, but Joe Biden is not going to run me!” Palin commented while walking away kind of sideways. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin election carl rove
Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008

Dick and Nancy share a common relief
They both get their willies under the Commander and Chief
But Nancy’s muse is now pushing up daisies
And Dick’s boy is headed to Texas and resume lazy
Now what will they do to keep control in their life
Nancy is bored and Dicks tired of his wife
The Green Room was free so Nancy took a knee
To give oral understanding to her favorite VP
In younger years they could handle this salve
But Nancy broke her hip and Dick blew a valve [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: News
Keywords: nancy reagan dick cheney president bush
Added: Wed, 15 Oct 2008

If global warming is good for bicycle riding.  Warm and sunny. And if riding a bike helps the global warming problem. If enough people ride a bike then the weather will become cold and rainy again and bad for bike riding.
Caught you George! You like to ride bikes, your old, in the Library with a Gun. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: News
Keywords: george bush global warming
Added: Tue, 14 Oct 2008

John McCain came out swinging at Obama in the Presidential debate.  Unfortunately, due to his arm injuries he wound up just patting him on the butt. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: john mccain barak obama presidential debate
Added: Wed, 8 Oct 2008

After her performance in last night’s debate, Sarah Palin has dropped out of the Vice Presidential race citing financial hardship.  She reportedly has signed lucrative contracts with Anheuser Bush and The National Tourette Syndrome Foundation. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin debate presidential politics
Added: Fri, 3 Oct 2008

Some conservatives say that Gwen Ifill's upcoming book, 'The Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the Age of Obama,' is pro-Obama and proves her bias to the left. These are the same people that say the bible proves Bush right. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: gwen ifil presidential politics obama debate
Added: Thu, 2 Oct 2008

 
We’ve got to have all options out there on the table because I’m ill and we’ve created 5 out of 4 jobs in the vodka distillers sector because the strategy in Iraq is what John wants to see if we are going to be successful in our quest to keep an eye on Russia throughout our great history. Why are you asking me these gotcha questions Gwinn? I have a gun and you look like a cute little moose. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah alin john mccain election debates
Added: Thu, 2 Oct 2008

The financial crisis is not affecting me.  All my money is tied up in unearned income.  [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: wall street financial crisis
Added: Wed, 1 Oct 2008

My real estate agents' business is so bad that she lost her house to forclosure.  I wouldn't mind her showing me houses in her shopping cart but one of the wheels was broken and  her pee bottle kept leaking..  [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: economy bailout wall street
Added: Tue, 30 Sep 2008

Vote Republican  [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: election
Added: Wed, 24 Sep 2008

I understand America's excitment over Sarah Palin.  It's simple. This is the first Vice President that people would want to fuck.  Sure, Al Gore could stay stiff for days but his personality turned people off. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin al gore vice president election john mccain
Added: Tue, 23 Sep 2008

Barak Obama has fired back at Sarah Palin with a derogitory old saying.  You can put lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig. 
Hold on a minute.  Doesn't Miss Piggy use a lot of lipstick and doesn't Kermit love him some Miss Piggy and doesn't Barak Obama look just like Kermit the Frog.
I think he was just dreaming of making a little bacon.
  [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin barak obama miss piggy kermit
Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008

What's the difference between John Edwards and Bill Clinton.....Nothing !  [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: Political
Keywords: bill clinton john edwards monica cigar
Added: Sun, 31 Aug 2008

According to recent Zogby report, Gloucester Ma. is the most hospitable city in America to the homeless.

Opps, Looks like the Gloucester Fisherman didn’t wear his rubbers.

The home economics teacher at Gloucester High is way overenthusiastic.

My wife and I are ready for Grandchildren. Were moving the kids to Gloucester!

Ahhhhh, to be homeless in Gloucester in the summer time.

Thanks, I’m here all week. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: News
Keywords: gloucester ma fishing pregnancy
Added: Mon, 23 Jun 2008

Thoroughbreds know what they get to do after a successful racing career. They keep in great shape. Running their asses off. There’s no post career pony pussy for a flabby champion. They’re horse Muslims. Either suicide bomb for the virgins or get out there and run your ass off. Better odds in the four footed sect I would think. [more]

Author: Kirk
Category: News
Keywords: horse racing eight bells throughbred racing
Added: Mon, 19 May 2008