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Registered on: 05/10/08
Location:
Louisville, KY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/KirkMiller
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According to recent Zogby report, Gloucester Ma. is the most hospitable city in America to the homeless.
Opps, Looks like the Gloucester Fisherman didn’t wear his rubbers.
The home economics teacher at Gloucester High is way overenthusiastic.
My wife and I are ready for Grandchildren. Were moving the kids to Gloucester!
Ahhhhh, to be homeless in Gloucester in the summer time.
Thanks, I’m here all week.
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Thoroughbreds know what they get to do after a successful racing career. They keep in great shape. Running their asses off. There’s no post career pony pussy for a flabby champion. They’re horse Muslims. Either suicide bomb for the virgins or get out there and run your ass off. Better odds in the four footed sect I would think.
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A man recently was cut from his house after loosing 700 pounds. It was the first time he had been outside in three years. The first thing he did with his new found freedom? He ate it.
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The Supreme Court refused to uphold a California ban on same sex marriage. If they had, automatically, all previous gay marriages would become annulled and the couples restored to a level of happiness only found during the dating period.
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We could have the first African American Commander and Chief AND the first 12 inch dick in the White House.
I wonder if Monica will come back for a little black?
Barack is working on a vibrating blunt.
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With John McCain bouncing his arms up and down like a carnival bear, will this promote peace throughout the world or does it conjure a desire to improve ones shooting skills?
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As you can imagine, with 17 children and an 18th on the way, Mothers Day is the biggest Holiday of the year in the Jim Bob and Michele Duggar family of Little Rock, Arkansa. And this year’s is going to be bigger than ever. Since the discovery ONLY DAYS AGO that Michelle Duggan’s vigina had actually become the Holland Tunnel the family has been in a whirlwind of activity.
“Anyone with any knowledge of the human anatomy would know that you could drive a Mack Truck through there by now.” said Jim Bob Duggar the proud father. He was right because many did. DeBeers Diamond Mining Company, The Alaska Pipeline Corporation of Alaska and a privately funded particle accelerator in Texas were just a few of the interested parties the Duggars had contractual talks with. But in the end it was the Port Authority of New York that won the cavity. “Yes, when we heard of the phenomenal birth volume of this woman we saw a mutual opportunity to reduce maintence expences to New Yorkers and provide the Dugans a little income." Said Captain Barko Lounger. When ask about this maintenance issue Jim Bob responded, “ I have that under hand. I do have to fuck her in the ass just to get any kind of nut, but we can get it in at the last second a few times a year. We are planning to take the family to the city this summer and with the money we will save if the proposed new per passenger toll goes through,,,well,,,we will have beat the game right there. It’s worth the sacrifice.”
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