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My Nuts

By: King Richard (C)
Submitted: Aug 23, 2006
Category: News  
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ACORN

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I discovered that my nuts were actually 3.  I was sixteen giving my nuts the first of 1000's of examinations after seeing a film in Heath class.  I discovered what I thought was a tumor up high and nestled like a baby between it's bigger sibling nuts.  Turn out to be a third undeveloped nut the size of an acorn.  I knew I was destined for greatness.  There's an old Chinese proverb that, 3 nuts are better then 2 and 2 are better than 1 and no nuts mean you probably sit when you pee.  Makes sense to me.


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McCartney vs. McCartney

By: King Richard (C)
Submitted: Aug 22, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Paul McCartney

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    So what the fuck does this Heather Mills McCartney think she's doing.  Crazy crack head one legger.  I mean fuck, this chick would never get me into bed never.  She's got a STUMP, HELLO, that has to be attractive.  The only stump I want in my bed is mine.  So I can keep the crumbs off me while I'm pitching a tent eating Captain Crunch and watching a good gang bang porno.  Like I'm so sure while Sir McCartney tapped that puss he was thinking, " Oh baby, that stump just makes me so horny baby. "  Reminds me of a song he used to sing "ALL YOU NEED IS HATE". 

 
   Paul's worth 1.5 Billion and he didn't get a prenuptial agreement with the one legger.  She must suck like a Dyson or have a pussy like magic honey for someone as wise as Sir McCartney to fuck up and fall in.  How could he have misjudged this so enormously, oh yeah, pussy was involved.  Good ole pussy, pussy, pussy pussy, I just like how that sounds.  Here pussy pussy just reminds me of a couple of my favorite shop lifts. :)  Stupid, I guess he was thinking " Well, she's not that hot, has a stump and loves my pink submarine like a world champion porn star, did I say she's has a stump. oh yeah I did..  OK, I can marry the one legger because she is truly in love with me and is lucky to just be standing next to me."  SUCKER, you dumb fuck, now it's going to cost you. HUGE.  I think he loses 20%; That's a 300 million dollar payday for stumpy.  Who's not a played mother fucker ? David Hasselhoff for one. lmao.

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Who am I poems.

By: King Richard (C)
Submitted: Aug 18, 2006
Category: Blogs  
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Paris Hilton

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Who am I poems.

There once was a man from Nantucket theme here :
 
Who am I poems.
 
Number 1
 
There once was a guy from L.A.
Whose f agness was so apparent he couldn't deny it.
He once said looking queer.
As he wiped off his Samuari beard.
"If Risky Business was a box office bust I'd be sucking dicks for change down on Ventura."
 
Number 2
 
There once was this Hotel Heiress.
Whose vagina was so wide she was embarrassed.
She once said looking thin.
As six dudes blew their load on her chin.
"Do you think my pussy looks like scrambled eggs."
 
Number 3
 
There once was a guy from Malibu.
Who got pulled over for drinking and driving oh boo hoo.
He said pissed as shit.
As he was totally lit.
"I'm not an Anti-Semite you Jew loving pig fuck."
 
Number 4
 
There once was a guy from the Mississippi.
Who like to play with dolls and his pee pee.
He said to his fans.
As he put on his pink pants.
"I hope my N Sync groupies still like my dirty f aggety ass."
 
Answers - 1) Tom "I like balls on my chin" Cruise
                2) Paris "Who farted" Hilton
                3) Mel "Hitler Rules" Gibson
                4) Lance "In my ass" Bass

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I'm a southern fried looney tune with ADD and ah, what was I saying. Oh yeah, I got a short yet skinny penis, but my girlfriend says it's " Just barely enough to know I'm there " which is totally awesome. I'm a hermit with excellent people skills. Jesus loves me. I pretend I'm Hulk Hogan when I play with myself. So I guess that's enough about me, who the mother fuck are you.\Like what you read, Kool I have 100's of bits 100's of sketch routines and 1000's of pounds of the best bullshit you'll ever hear. \Contact: Rgran001@yahoo.com
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