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5 Gunmen Sought In Ohio Bar Shootout: No One Hurt

Kevin Fitzgerald — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 16:37:23 -0700

5 Shooters completely missed everything? I suspect the Knicks. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Sports
Keywords: violence
Added: Mon, 12 Oct 2009

Plaxico Hires Prison Coach

Kevin Fitzgerald — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 16:05:17 -0700

He is in midseason form, he sleeps through all the meetings. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Sports
Keywords: plaxico burress
Added: Sat, 22 Aug 2009

Paula Abdul Leaves Idol

Kevin Fitzgerald — Thu, 6 Aug 2009 02:28:11 -0700

Guzzling Pills 1
Good Career Decisions 0
[more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: american idol
Added: Thu, 6 Aug 2009

Hostage Rescued By Debt Collector

Kevin Fitzgerald — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:53:31 -0700

I need somebody to lend me that kind of money. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: hostage
Added: Thu, 25 Jun 2009

Gruden To Replace Kornheiser : With Jaworski & Tirico On MNF

Kevin Fitzgerald — Tue, 19 May 2009 14:04:32 -0700

Gruden immediately requested MNF sign Jeff Garcia, Rich Gannon, Phil Simms & Joe Theismann. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Sports
Keywords: monday night football
Added: Tue, 19 May 2009

O'Neal Wishes For Farrah To Not Wake Up

Kevin Fitzgerald — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:16:27 -0700

Like 95% of the husbands on earth.
The other 5% are named Peterson and actually trying to help them not wake up. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: marriage
Added: Fri, 15 May 2009

GM To Cut 1100 Dealers

Kevin Fitzgerald — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:05:08 -0700

The Lower East Side Heroin Dealers Association Has Never Had To Cut Back On Dealers [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: gm
Added: Fri, 15 May 2009

Exclusive Craig's Actual List

Kevin Fitzgerald — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:01:02 -0700

1. Promote Prostitution
2. Don't Not Promote Prostitution
3. Maybe A Light Lunch
[more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: craigslist
Added: Fri, 15 May 2009

Airlines Performance Improved In March

Kevin Fitzgerald — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:10:56 -0700

See, when no one can afford to fly, the airlines keep the empty planes on a tight schedule. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: airlines
Added: Tue, 12 May 2009

Clemens Still Denies Steroid Use

Kevin Fitzgerald — Tue, 12 May 2009 13:57:31 -0700

I bet if there was a drug to make you a better liar, Roger would be a better liar. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Sports
Keywords: roger clemens
Added: Tue, 12 May 2009

Marine pilot in San Diego crash to resume flying

Kevin Fitzgerald — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:10:25 -0700

Didn't seem to hold back John McCain. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: plane crashes
Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009

First Trans Fat, Then Calories, Now Salt On NYC Radar

Kevin Fitzgerald — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:52:08 -0700

We can call them, Do you remember freedom ? fries. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: liberty
Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009

Man Pretending To Fall Off Bridge Falls Off

Kevin Fitzgerald — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:39:30 -0700

If I was there I would have pretended to call 911. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: 911
Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009

Alabama Gunman" I Can't Take It No More"

Kevin Fitzgerald — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:20:41 -0700

The exact same sentence he uttered to his English teacher on his last day. [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: murder
Added: Fri, 24 Apr 2009

Daily Comedy New Motto Suggestion

Kevin Fitzgerald — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:29:16 -0700

Daily Comedy, funnier than Craigslist, and now safer too . [more]

Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: cybercrime
Added: Mon, 20 Apr 2009