Kevin Fitzgerald Joke Feed powered by DailyComedy.com http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/KevinFitzgerald http://www.dailycomedy.com/images/users/m/kevinfitzgerald.jpg Kevin Fitzgerald http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/KevinFitzgerald The latest jokes from Kevin Fitzgerald courtesy of DailyComedy.com Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Goodell Calls Bloomberg Pledges NFL Support]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14962 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14962/#comment Political

Bloomberg thanked the league for its offer, but said he has already bribed the City Council, and will be on the ballot for a 3rd term [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Political
Keywords: goodell
Added: Wed, 3 Dec 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14962 Wed, 3 Dec 2008 10:21:18 -0700 Goodell Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Unconventional QB Arm Measurements]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14961 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14961/#comment Sports

!960's- Joe Namath could throw a ball through a car wash without it getting wet.
2000's- Brett Favre can throw a ball through Plaxico Burress leg without Antonio Pierce getting in trouble. [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Sports
Keywords: plaxico burress
Added: Wed, 3 Dec 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14961 Wed, 3 Dec 2008 10:06:43 -0700 Plaxico Burress Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Accused Burglar Found In Rubbermaid Container]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14960 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14960/#comment Weird

Cops commented that he stayed fresh much much longer than robbers found in Aluminum Foil. [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Weird
Keywords: crime
Added: Wed, 3 Dec 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14960 Wed, 3 Dec 2008 09:33:58 -0700 Crime Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Coppertone Girl & Dog Icon Changes]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14959 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14959/#comment News

The dog has been convicted and registered as a sex offender. Due to a restraining order the dog now resides on a billboard over 1000 feet away. [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: sex
Added: Wed, 3 Dec 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14959 Wed, 3 Dec 2008 09:23:37 -0700 sex Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Red Sox Sign Pedroia To Lucrative Extension]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14953 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14953/#comment Sports

Ozzie Guillen insisted that the White Sox dispatch a scout to check on the playing prowess of Pedroias cousins Sleepy, Doc, & Grumpy. [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Sports
Keywords: sox
Added: Wed, 3 Dec 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14953 Wed, 3 Dec 2008 09:00:03 -0700 Sox Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Somali Pirates Release Ship Without Ransom]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14952 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14952/#comment News

Pittsburgh residents said they knew the pirates wouldn't be successful for long. [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: pirates
Added: Wed, 3 Dec 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14952 Wed, 3 Dec 2008 08:43:35 -0700 Pirates Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Wal Mart Worker Dies In Black Friday Rush]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14905 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14905/#comment News

Your soul dies the minute you put pen to paper on a WalMart application.  [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: walmart
Added: Fri, 28 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14905 Fri, 28 Nov 2008 08:44:50 -0700 WalMart Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[$10 K Reward For Tips On Decapitated Deer]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14897 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14897/#comment News

I recommend slow cooking and a potato of some sort on the side.  [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: deer
Added: Thu, 27 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14897 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:35:33 -0700 Deer Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Van With Gifts For The Needy Stolen]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14896 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14896/#comment News

Now its a van with ill gotten gains for the opportunistic.  [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: charity
Added: Thu, 27 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14896 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:31:30 -0700 Charity Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Charlie Weis Defends The Job He's Done At Notre Dame]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14895 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14895/#comment Sports

Insists that he has cleared the cap space to sign LeBron James in 2010.  [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Sports
Keywords: lebron james
Added: Thu, 27 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14895 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:14:57 -0700 LeBron James Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Japanese Zoo Discovers Why Polar Bears Wont Mate]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14894 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14894/#comment News

The Polar Bears are both female.
They made arrangements to ship them to where their lifestyle is not held against them, a Zoo in Connecticut.  [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: polar bears
Added: Thu, 27 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14894 Thu, 27 Nov 2008 07:10:07 -0700 Polar Bears Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Good Samaritan Hits Carjacker With Frozen Turkey]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14858 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14858/#comment News

Bystanders quickly joined in hitting him, almost immediately with dressing, gravy, and jellied cranberry. [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: thanksgiving
Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14858 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:00:21 -0700 Thanksgiving Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Bush Talks About Decision To Rescue Citigroup]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14857 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14857/#comment Political

"They tried to lend money to my daddy" [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: Political
Keywords: george bush
Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14857 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:51:23 -0700 George Bush Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[Indonesians Want To Implant Microchip In HIV/AIDS Patients]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14856 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14856/#comment News

They would be darted, and the microchip implanted while they are sedated. [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: hiv
Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14856 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:46:17 -0700 HIV Kevin Fitzgerald Kevin Fitzgerald <![CDATA[GM Ends Deal With Tiger Woods]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14855 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14855/#comment News

John Daly is in their new price range. [more]


Author: Kevin Fitzgerald
Category: News
Keywords: tiger woods
Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14855 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:34:29 -0700 Tiger Woods Kevin Fitzgerald