5 Shooters completely missed everything? I suspect the Knicks. 

He is in midseason form, he sleeps through all the meetings. 

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I need somebody to lend me that kind of money. 

Gruden immediately requested MNF sign Jeff Garcia, Rich Gannon, Phil Simms & Joe Theismann. 

Like 95% of the husbands on earth.

The other 5% are named Peterson and actually trying to help them not wake up.

1. Promote Prostitution

2. Don't Not Promote Prostitution

3. Maybe A Light Lunch

The Lower East Side Heroin Dealers Association Has Never Had To Cut Back On Dealers

See, when no one can afford to fly, the airlines keep the empty planes on a tight schedule.

I bet if there was a drug to make you a better liar, Roger would be a better liar.