31 year old Liew Siaw Hsia gave birth to a baby boy on an AirAsia flight to Bourneo Island.  The low cost airline offered the mother and baby free flights for life for the successful birth.  
If that happened in this country, not only would the mother have had to pay for another seat, they would have charged her for her baggage on the placenta.    [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: News
Keywords: planes airasia bourneo flight travel
Added: Tue, 27 Oct 2009

Yahoo has video of a woman who while pregnant with child, conceived another chid.  I watched the video.  I don't think she's pregnant at all.  I'm pretty sure she just swallowed those babies whole.  Recheck the sonogram, that's her stomach not her uterus.    [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: News
Keywords: pregnant woman superfetation fat
Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Entertainment
Keywords:
Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009

Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez's husband has become a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins.  This move was apparently done to increase ticket sales to Miami's Hispanic population.
In related moves, the San Francisco 49ers sold a piece of the team to Clay Aiken and the Dallas Cowboys started "Bring your favorite Mexican to a game" day.  Comedian George Lopez couldn't be reached for comment.  [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Sports
Keywords: miami dolphins jennifer lopez clay aiken football nfl
Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of raping a woman "last summer" in a Harrah's Casino in Lake Tahoe.  If he did this it's a horrible act that can not be excused.  However, I am leaning towards him not returning any of her phone calls, emails, texts or tweets since last summer and now she's pissed.    [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Sports
Keywords: ben roethlisberger pittsburgh steelers
Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009

Giant Demolition Ball.  That's funny, the first time that I saw her I thought her ass looked like a Giant Demolition Ball.    [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: susan boyle
Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009

Actress, Katherine Heigl was forced to evacuate the Beverly Hills Four Seasons Hotel because of a Bomb Threat.  Later it was realized that the threat was about her new movie, The Ugly Truth.  [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: katherine heigl ugly truth
Added: Mon, 20 Jul 2009

Today, Stewart Cink beat Tom Watson in the British Open. 
Real nice Stew.  Afterwards he was seeing tripping an old lady with a walker, knocking ice cream out of a childs hand and stealing food from the homeless.
Next week he's entered himself into a horseshoe tournament against disabled players with no arms.    [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Sports
Keywords: british open stewart cink tom watson
Added: Sun, 19 Jul 2009

Holy Crap.  There are a lot of geeks in the world with $9 in their pockets.  [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: harry potter geeks
Added: Sun, 19 Jul 2009

California is considering legalizing pot to help the state rebound from its deficit.  It is expected that the state would take in over 1.4 billion dollars in revenue each year from pot heads.  In related news, legalizing cocaine is expected to bring back 70's clothes and the Bee Gees.    [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: News
Keywords: pot california bee gees
Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009

It is now called "Nobody Shops At Sears For Clothes Tower".  [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: News
Keywords: sears tower
Added: Thu, 16 Jul 2009

She was heard saying "I'm just no longer doing what I was doing before and not taking on any of those responsibilities any longer to make things easier in my life which might sound like quitting but it's really like taking a long vacation that you just kind of never come back from or like breaking up with someone who you never really officially call or talk about breaking up but you both just know that your no longer dating so it's not really quitting you know what I mean?"
NOPE. [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin alaska governor
Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2009

Ever apparant that Obama has never had a catch with his father, I figured out why he comes off as an arrogant pain in the ass.  He was the last kid picked in pick up games in Hawaii.  "Ok, you guys get Barack"...."We don't want Barack, he throws like a girl.  We'll trade you for the kid with one eye and leg braces." 
  [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Political
Keywords: first pitch barack obama president
Added: Wed, 15 Jul 2009

Oh, wait.  Erin Andrews was hit by a Foul Ball on the chin.  Sorry.    [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Sports
Keywords: sports espn erin andrews
Added: Sat, 11 Jul 2009

I stopped at Wal-Mart yesterday for Shock for my hot tub.  As I was walking toward the pool section I noticed a sign on one of the endcaps.  The item that was for sale is not important, but, I thought Rollback at Wal-Mart meant "on sale".  If you can't read the picture I took with my cell phone, the sign says WAS $6.98, NOW $6.98.  Now, I am no accountant but that doesn't appear to be a big savings.  According to my calculations thats a 0% savings.  Sam Walton must have taken some crazy math class that we don't know about in Texas. 
I just picture Wal-Mart shoppers walking around like zombies grabbing the item because there is a big pretty sign above their head with big giant numbers.  And as a kicker, it was raining outside and they still had their sprinkler running on all of the flowers.  Must have extra money from all of those phantom sales they run.  [more]

Author: Ken Newton
Category: Weird
Keywords: wal mart sale
Added: Sat, 11 Jul 2009