31 year old Liew Siaw Hsia gave birth to a baby boy on an AirAsia flight to Bourneo Island.  The low cost airline offered the mother and baby free flights for life for the successful birth.  

If that happened in this country, not only would the mother have had to pay for another seat, they would have charged her for her baggage on the placenta.   

Yahoo has video of a woman who while pregnant with child, conceived another chid.  I watched the video.  I don't think she's pregnant at all.  I'm pretty sure she just swallowed those babies whole.  Recheck the sonogram, that's her stomach not her uterus.   

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Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez's husband has become a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins.  This move was apparently done to increase ticket sales to Miami's Hispanic population.

In related moves, the San Francisco 49ers sold a piece of the team to Clay Aiken and the Dallas Cowboys started "Bring your favorite Mexican to a game" day.  Comedian George Lopez couldn't be reached for comment. 

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback, Ben Roethlisberger has been accused of raping a woman "last summer" in a Harrah's Casino in Lake Tahoe.  If he did this it's a horrible act that can not be excused.  However, I am leaning towards him not returning any of her phone calls, emails, texts or tweets since last summer and now she's pissed.   

Giant Demolition Ball.  That's funny, the first time that I saw her I thought her ass looked like a Giant Demolition Ball.   

Actress, Katherine Heigl was forced to evacuate the Beverly Hills Four Seasons Hotel because of a Bomb Threat.  Later it was realized that the threat was about her new movie, The Ugly Truth. 

Today, Stewart Cink beat Tom Watson in the British Open. 

Real nice Stew.  Afterwards he was seeing tripping an old lady with a walker, knocking ice cream out of a childs hand and stealing food from the homeless.

Next week he's entered himself into a horseshoe tournament against disabled players with no arms.   

Holy Crap.  There are a lot of geeks in the world with $9 in their pockets. 

California is considering legalizing pot to help the state rebound from its deficit.  It is expected that the state would take in over 1.4 billion dollars in revenue each year from pot heads.  In related news, legalizing cocaine is expected to bring back 70's clothes and the Bee Gees.