Buddhists are flocking to Nepal to meet a boy who many say is a reincarnation of Buddha himself.  You see that, world?  America hasn't cornered the market on fat kids.   [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: nepal fat kids
Added: Wed, 12 Nov 2008

Hurricane Paloma reeked havoc through Cuba.  It even would have ripped doors off their hinges if the Cubans hadn't already done that to make rafts.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: castro
Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008

A spokesperson for Microsoft said there is no interest at all in buying Yahoo.  Microsoft Word now recognizes the term "buying Yahoo" as a synonym for "fixing Vista". [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: vista
Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008

President-elect Obama is likely to reverse President Bush's orders to drill in Utah.  It's good news for residents there, since Mormons have an exclusive oil deal with Mitt Romney's hair stylist. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: mormon
Added: Mon, 10 Nov 2008

A new study shows that women who suffer migraine headaches are at a lower risk of breast cancer than women who don't.  After the finding, doctors began urging women to fight breast cancer by spending at least two afternoons a week at Chuck E. Cheese with their kids. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: chuck e cheese
Added: Thu, 6 Nov 2008

50 Cent has a business-centered reality show on MTV.  Some of it is based on book smarts, but most is based on common sent.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mtv
Added: Thu, 6 Nov 2008

The Obama victory was followed by traffic jams of thousands of celebrating motorists.  Making it okay this one time for liberals to ignore mass transit and excessively pollute their cities. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: pollution
Added: Wed, 5 Nov 2008

At his victory speech in Chicago, a sea of Obama supporters chanted "Yes we can!"  Which means Obama supporters in Chicago are apparently not Cubs fans. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: cubs
Added: Wed, 5 Nov 2008

President Bush called Barack Obama to congratulate him on his victory.  Then he asked if he could repeat next year before realizing he mixed up his notecard with the one for black athletes. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Political
Keywords: bush obama
Added: Wed, 5 Nov 2008

Gerard Damiano, the director of "Deep Throat", has died at the age of 80.  And thanks to karma, the Grim Reaper didn't warn him at all before coming.  [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: porn
Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008

A government panel is advising that adult smokers under 65 get a vaccine to help prevent things like meningitis and pneumonia.  And if you don't have health insurance, keep in mind that a free vaccination is only a hundred thousand Marlboro Miles away. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: marlboro
Added: Mon, 27 Oct 2008

Apple announced a 26 percent increase in quarterly profits.  Meaning that iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: iphone
Added: Mon, 27 Oct 2008

"Gossip Girl" star Taylor Momsen has been hospitalized.  The announcement came from a guy who knows a girl who heard from someone who's pretty sure she saw Taylor talking to an ambulance driver. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: taylor momsen gossip girl
Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2008

Former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said the upcoming "credit tsunami" will have a severe impact on America.  He then explained that he didn't say "credit tornado", because people in trailer parks don't play the stock market. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: alan greenspan stock market
Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2008

The Chinese government arrested six people for their role in the recent milk contamination.  Their jail time will either be a whole sentence or 2 percent of that. [more]

Author: Keith Alberstadt
Category: News
Keywords: china
Added: Fri, 24 Oct 2008