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Keith Alberstadt - Comedian (C)

Keith Alberstadt
 "Yes, have some."


Registered on: 01/31/07
Location: New York City, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/KeithAlberstadt

Biography:

I'm a stand-up comic based in NYC, but I perform all over the country and military bases around the world.
Contributing writer for National Lampoon's Sports Minute Or So and contributing writer for New Media Comedy (newmediacomedy.com).
Heard on the nationally-syndicated Bob and Tom Show, the John Boy and Billy Show, as well as XM and Sirius Satellite Radio.
Seen on VH-1 and Country Music TV.
Big fan of the mighty Vanderbilt Commodores.
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Spam Penalty

Submitted: Jun 20, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

A former "spam king" must pay MySpace $6 million. But he's done well for himself, and Dane Cook can afford it.

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Russert Rainbow

Submitted: Jun 20, 2008
Category: News  

A rainbow appeared outside of Tim Russert's funeral. Until Dick Cheney snarled at it, at which point it whimpered away.

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Kona-licious

Submitted: Jun 20, 2008
Category: Weird  

A thief in Hawaii stole 1,000 pounds in premium coffee beans. He said he wanted to consume all of it, just to see how Kelly Ripa feels.

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Power Surge

Submitted: Jun 20, 2008
Category: News  

Four U.S. helicopter engines are missing in Afghanistan. In a related story, Pamela Anderson has hired the Taliban to build a vibrator that will satisfy her.

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Lincoln Tour

Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: News  

A new tour in Washington traces the steps of the Lincoln assassination. It ends at Ford's Theatre where he was shot, and it starts in the Oval Office, where Abe forgot to forward a chain email to 20 of his friends.

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Work Stoppage

Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: News  

Gay couples are rushing to get married in California. In a related story, Broadway will go dark until everyone gets back.

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Cyrus the Poet

Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Billy Ray Cyrus said people should drop his daughter's "Vanity Fair" photo controversy because "the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks." Then the CMA gave him an award for the best new country music song title.

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Email Etiquette

Submitted: Jun 18, 2008
Category: Political  Staff Pick!

The U.S. District Court ruled that the White House is not required to turn over records of possibly missing emails. They are, however, required to stop using a sideways smiley face in emails about gas prices.

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Sunken Ship

Submitted: Jun 17, 2008
Category: News  

A British warship from 1780 was found at the bottom of Lake Ontario. The last time anyone spotted a vessel that old was when Larry King did a show with his fly down.

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Church Bans Movie

Submitted: Jun 17, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

The Catholic diocese in Rome is banning the filming of "Angels and Demons". Unless Tom Hanks goes to Confession for making "The Terminal".

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Heckler's Corner

Beth Schumann says:
See you at the Boston Comedy Festival! I'm looking forward to meeting you. Your stuff cracks me up!

Keith Alberstadt says:
Thanks!

Punchline Magazine says:
congrats on being a guest star!