Planned Parenthood Issues Christmas Gift Certificates
 
Press release: "Looking for an unusual, yet practical gift this holiday season? Planned Parenthood of Indiana (PPIN) is now offering gift certificates for services or the recipient's choice of birth control method. The gift certificates are also a wonderful idea for that person in your life who puts everyone else first."









Except for that baby, of course.
So this holiday season, give the gift of death. After all, no time of year is too cheery to get some killing done. One wonders if Dr. Kevorkian is running any specials. [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: abortion julia gorin planned parenthood christmas
Added: Mon, 1 Dec 2008

Experts and media have been going on about whether or not the Mumbai terrorists are affiliated with international terrorist organizations such as al Qaeda. This misses the point entirely. Who cares if they’re affiliated with al Qaeda? They’re affiliated with Allah. Besides, isn't 'al Qaeda', like, Spanish for 'Koran'? [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: julia gorin jihad terrorism mumbai india al qaeda
Added: Mon, 1 Dec 2008

This will actually be good for national security. After all, that woman's enemies have been known to disappear.
Plus, it'll give a whole new meaning to the term "Madam Secretary." [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: hillary clinton julia gorin terror terrorism security
Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2008

An Al Qaeda terrorist serving 18 years for his involvement in a plot to bomb London was taught how to be a stand-up comic at his top-security prison.
Evil Zia Ul Haq was enrolled in an eight-day “comedy workshop” at Whitemoor jail, along with murderers and rapists. The 18 cons were given lessons in stand-up, comic drama, improvisation and scriptwriting. Once they “graduated” they were due to get a certificate and display their new talents with a comedy show for fellow inmates and guards.
On Thursday Justice Secretary Jack Straw canned the "totally unacceptable" course. He also vetoed a plan by the Category A Cambridgeshire prison to set up its own comedy club.

I know comedians have anger issues, but this is ridiculous. [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: News
Keywords: al qaeda al qaida terrorism uk britain julia gorin
Added: Tue, 25 Nov 2008

Because he didn't feel black enough. [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama bill clinton hillary clinton clintons gorin
Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008

In the midst of her high-profile divorce from Guy Ritchie, and of her latest tour "Sticky and Sweet," it has come out that Madonna believes she was divinely "chosen" to receive and relay messages to us from a higher spiritual plane.
One certainly wonders what god's deeper meaning behind "sticky and sweet" may be. [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: madonna guy ritchie divorce julia gorin kabbalah
Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008

I guess it's cheaper than a sex change.

Michael Jackson is now Mikaeel Jackson, according to the UK Daily Mail. The long-anticipated conversion happened after two Jackson friends noticed he was "feeling a bit down" and suggested converting to the world's most uplifting religion.
Then again, if you want to fit in in London...
Hmm, I wonder why the Muslim world isn't advertising Jackson's conversion?
Source: "The Way You Mecca Me Feel" [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: michael jackson islam julia gorin london uk converting
Added: Mon, 24 Nov 2008

As the Obama administration quickly morphs into Clinton II, Hillary Clinton is a frontrunner for the Secretary of State slot, with Bill offering to undergo an ethical review of his foundation to help make it happen.
The Secretary of State, of course, is fourth in line to assume the presidency should anything happen to the chief executive. With the Clintons' old cabinet already re-installed, Barack Obama and Joe Biden should watch their backs and never be in the same place at the same time. Or they'll go the way of Vince Foster, Ron Brown and Buddy the dog. [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: hillary clinton bill clinton barack obama julia gorin
Added: Thu, 20 Nov 2008

[A]n exit poll of voters showed single women were a decisive factor in Barack Obama's historic victory...Tuesday night, unmarried women supported the Democratic candidate by a stunning 70 to 29 percent margin...
Similarly, unmarried women supported Democratic House candidates by a 64 to 29 percent margin....the research was commissioned by a "progressive" advocacy group called Women's Voices. Women Vote.
On its website, the women's group said, "Unmarried Americans are the fastest-growing large demographic in the country and a majority of Americans will live with an unmarried head of household. But despite their numbers, unmarried Americans are under-represented in national elections and their voices are not being heard in our democracy. Women's Voices Women Vote was created to activate unmarried Americans in their government and in our democracy."
Call it the 'Ho Constituency. Or the 'Ho Bloc.
Respek! [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama election julia gorin womens vote
Added: Wed, 19 Nov 2008

Not because of the slow economy, but because "Yes I Can" was added to the application as a valid reason. 
  [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama julia gorin election victory economy
Added: Sun, 16 Nov 2008

Stunned by their overwhelming victory, bewildered Democrats could be heard reflecting, “Wow, we could have totally skipped the voter fraud this year.” [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: democrats election barack obama victory julia gorin
Added: Thu, 6 Nov 2008

Overheard in the ‘hood: A dean at a Washington Heights high school tells a girl to get to class. She replies, “Obama says I don’t have to.”
From a teacher at the school: “The celebrating today has been out of control. Kids are certain that now there will be no testing, there will be legalized pot, and relaxed drug laws as far as punishment is concerned. Meanwhile, the 14-year-old girls of Washington Heights will be celebrating Obama’s victory by getting pregnant.” [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama victory julia gorin ghetto
Added: Thu, 6 Nov 2008

Upon hearing that Barack Obama won the American election, hundreds of would-be undocumented workers approaching the U.S. border turned around and headed back to Mexico. Indeed, Obama’s plans to bankrupt the country are secretly his solution to unchecked immigration. [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: illegals immigrants barack obama julia gorin election
Added: Thu, 6 Nov 2008

Barack Obama has won the election, and African-Americans across the country are cheering, jumping, and crying tears of happiness. You'd think O.J. just got acquitted.  [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama o.j. simpson julia gorin election 2008
Added: Tue, 4 Nov 2008

The bad news is that Obama won. The good news? John McCain lost. [more]

Author: Julia Gorin
Category: Political
Keywords: barack obama john mccain election julia gorin vote
Added: Tue, 4 Nov 2008