In an attempt to counter reports by his wife that he's "stinky," Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama has chosen for his running mate the man who last year affirmed, "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."

Obama said he hopes it will put an end to Freudian campaign slogans such as “Send B.O. to the White House!” and “The American people deserve B.O.!” and “I’m with B.O.” As well as opposition slogans such as “Why settle for B.O.?”

Trying to dig up McCain’s own gaffes this week, some news media recalled how he couldn’t say how many houses, exactly, he and his wife own, referring reporters to his staff. But what do you want? He’s a typical Democrat.

To assuage Jewish voters worried about his middle name, the Change candidate Barack Obama is set to announce Thursday night that he will be changing his name to Ehud Barack Hussein Obama.

Q.  What does the Chinese Olympics dog-and-pony show have in common with the Democratic Convention dog-and-pony show?
 
A.  They're both put on by commies!

Indeed, "change" candidate Barack Obama's choice for VP -- a fixture of Congress's Democratic Machine for more than four decades -- is consistent with the message of change. A change of diaper, that is.

How does that Jamaica ad jingle go? What's old is what's new...

A recent study found that "Women Feel 'Cheap,' 'Used' After One-Night Stands". More surprising, another study found that French fries are fattening.

Japanese and Mongolian scientists have successfully recovered the complete skeleton of a 70-million-year-old young dinosaur, a nature museum announced Thursday.