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Josh Alves
Registered on: 10/09/06
Location: ME
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/JoshAlves

Biography:

Josh Alves is an amateur comedian and cartoonist. You can check out his toons at
www.tasteslikechicken.smackjeeves.com
Also check out his main site joshalves.com
Page Views: 972     |     Jokes: 37     |     Videos: 0     |     Comments: 0     |     Fans: 1
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Laughter; The best medicine...

Submitted: Feb 27, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Doctor
218 Jokes  2 Videos

and this guy's the pill: Dr.Jarvik

Pfizer announced that they will be pulling their Lipitor commercial featuring Dr. Jarvik. Apparently he's more of a scientist then a medical doctor... and when touting "when diet and exercise aren't enough." and he's rowing across a lake... IT ISN'T even him! It's a STUNT DOUBLE!

I think they should just make a new commercial, it could go something like this:

Dr.Jarvik: "Hi, I'm Dr.Jarvik, inventor of the artifical heart....or am I?

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New Year's Dinner

Submitted: Dec 26, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

China
234 Jokes  3 Videos

We love ordering Chinese for New Year's.

Last year I called and ordered C9 (with Pork), D3, B5 and A3.

We got Lo Mein, General Tso Chicken, Large Fried Rice and I sunk their battleship.

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New Year's Resolutions

Submitted: Dec 26, 2007
Category: Blogs  

New Year's ResolutionsWhy make 'em when you know you're gonna break 'em!

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California Condor lays egg in Mexico

Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Mexico
154 Jokes  9 Videos

And immediately outsources brooding.

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Prehistoric whale found in Italy

Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Initial findings report that the beast died after choking on a wooden puppet.

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Lawyers love you too

Submitted: Apr 2, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Court Room
381 Jokes  3 Videos

Sitting in the lawyer's office the other day, I noticed a sign that made me think the guy would work for free.

Turns out he was just a fan of U2.

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Star Wars goes postal

Submitted: Mar 30, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Star Wars
37 Jokes  1 Videos

Star Wars goes postalR2D2 styled mailboxes have made their debut, leaving people wondering "How soon until one is stolen?"


Word is, these boxes are equipped with locator chips to ensure a quick recovery.


I just hope the Postal service isn't in charge of the tracking.

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Farewell Barbaro

Submitted: Jan 30, 2007
Category: News  

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The much loved racehorse, Barbaro, was put to death Monday after his owners and veterinarian decided that his latest complication with injuries put him in too much pain.

Rumor has it that he will be turned into a collector's edition glue, but critics wonder if the consistency might be too runny.

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Scorpions on a Plane

Submitted: Jan 10, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Airport
244 Jokes  1 Videos

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A passenger on a Vermont-bound flight received a rude awakening from his nap when he was struck on the leg by a scorpion.

Airline officials report the arachnid breached security and had boarded the aircraft using false identification.

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People's Choice Awards: Did you see me?

Submitted: Jan 10, 2007
Category: News  

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I was nominated in the category "Best Obscure Comedian/Cartoonist from Maine named Josh Alves".

I lost.

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