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 Laughter; The best medicine...

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Feb 27, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Doctor
295 Jokes  2 Videos

and this guy's the pill: Dr.Jarvik

Pfizer announced that they will be pulling their Lipitor commercial featuring Dr. Jarvik. Apparently he's more of a scientist then a medical doctor... and when touting "when diet and exercise aren't enough." and he's rowing across a lake... IT ISN'T even him! It's a STUNT DOUBLE!

I think they should just make a new commercial, it could go something like this:

Dr.Jarvik: "Hi, I'm Dr.Jarvik, inventor of the artifical heart....or am I?

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 New Year's Dinner

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Dec 26, 2007
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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New Year's Eve
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We love ordering Chinese for New Year's.

Last year I called and ordered C9 (with Pork), D3, B5 and A3.

We got Lo Mein, General Tso Chicken, Large Fried Rice and I sunk their battleship.

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 New Year's Resolutions

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Dec 26, 2007
Category: Blogs  
From Hot Topic

New Year's Eve
45 Jokes  1 Videos

New Year's ResolutionsWhy make 'em when you know you're gonna break 'em!

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 California Condor lays egg in Mexico

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Mexico
213 Jokes  12 Videos

And immediately outsources brooding.

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 Prehistoric whale found in Italy

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Apr 3, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Initial findings report that the beast died after choking on a wooden puppet.

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 Lawyers love you too

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Apr 2, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

U2
12 Jokes

Sitting in the lawyer's office the other day, I noticed a sign that made me think the guy would work for free.

Turns out he was just a fan of U2.

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 Star Wars goes postal

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Mar 30, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Star Wars
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Star Wars goes postalR2D2 styled mailboxes have made their debut, leaving people wondering "How soon until one is stolen?"


Word is, these boxes are equipped with locator chips to ensure a quick recovery.


I just hope the Postal service isn't in charge of the tracking.

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 Farewell Barbaro

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Jan 30, 2007
Category: News  

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The much loved racehorse, Barbaro, was put to death Monday after his owners and veterinarian decided that his latest complication with injuries put him in too much pain.

Rumor has it that he will be turned into a collector's edition glue, but critics wonder if the consistency might be too runny.

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 Scorpions on a Plane

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Jan 10, 2007
Category: News  
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Airport
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A passenger on a Vermont-bound flight received a rude awakening from his nap when he was struck on the leg by a scorpion.

Airline officials report the arachnid breached security and had boarded the aircraft using false identification.

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 People's Choice Awards: Did you see me?

By: Josh Alves (C)
Submitted: Jan 10, 2007
Category: News  
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Maine
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I was nominated in the category "Best Obscure Comedian/Cartoonist from Maine named Josh Alves".

I lost.

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Josh Alves is an amateur comedian and cartoonist. You can check out his toons at www.tasteslikechicken.smackjeeves.com Also check out his main site joshalves.com
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