Falcon was found hiding in the attic, I cant wait for his diary to come out. [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009

Falcon
and his balloon provided alot of exciting action but in the end had no
success. Hes changing his name from Falcon to the Rockies. [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009

Peter
Criss from KISS has survived breast cancer. Mens risk of breast cancer
increases if they inherit the BRCA1 or BRCA2 gene mutations. KISS was
asked to comment about the mutation but Genes wig wasnt available. [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009

Today we learned why Anne Frank didnt hide in the Hindenberg. [more]

Author: John Tole
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Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009

Not only was I unaware that Mackenzie Phillips was a musician, I really had no idea she opened for her father. [more]

Author: John Tole
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Added: Wed, 23 Sep 2009

Patrick Swayze died today at the age of 57.
 
Swayze was welcomed at the pearly gates by Jennifer Greys career.
Her nose was seen making out with Michael Jacksons nose.



  [more]

Author: John Tole
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Added: Tue, 15 Sep 2009

Chula
Vista winning the little league world series means its the first time
mexican cheering was done for 12 year olds that didnt involve having a
baby. [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: john tole
Added: Wed, 2 Sep 2009

Ben and Jerry's announced they have changed the name of their new ice cream from Chubby Hubby to Hubby Hubby to support gay marriage.
 Critics say not only does it taste like shit, but theres too many nuts in it.
 They are also offering a hetero container so republicans can eat it in the closet. [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: john tole
Added: Wed, 2 Sep 2009

Robert Novak died today.
 
When he saw the light, he ran it and hit a heavenly pedestrian with his Corvette. [more]

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Added: Tue, 18 Aug 2009

Research presented this weekend reinforced previous findings that 90
percent of paper money circulating in U.S. cities contains traces of
cocaine.
It was at 100% but scientists later had removed Billy Mays' fortune from the test sample. [more]

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Category: Entertainment
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Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2009

A fire that has burned more than 75,000 acres in Santa Barbara County
over the last week was started in an illegal marijuana growing area
operated by a Mexican drug organization, authorities said.
 
Firefighters have been unable to stop the blaze due to the munchies and a Sponge Bob Marathon. [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: john tole
Added: Mon, 17 Aug 2009

4 people were murdered during a gunman's rampage at a Pittsburgh location of LA Fitness.
The company has yet to decide if the class will be renamed Anaeorbics or killer abs.
It was decided the fitness center will be renamed South Central LA Fitness. [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Wed, 5 Aug 2009

President Clinton orchestrated the release of high profile journalists, Laura Ling and Euna Lee.
 
 It was the first asian release where Bill wasnt on the receiving end.
  [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Tue, 4 Aug 2009

A music festival stage in Canada collapsed, killing 1 and injuring 40 others.
Kevin Costner was in attendance.
It was feared his career had been killed, but they realized it had been dead for the past 10 years. [more]

Author: John Tole
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Added: Mon, 3 Aug 2009

I got hearing aids today.
I gotta hide my girls Coldplay CD. [more]

Author: John Tole
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: john tole
Added: Tue, 21 Jul 2009