Falcon and his balloon provided alot of exciting action but in the end had no success. Hes changing his name from Falcon to the Rockies.

Falcon was found hiding in the attic, I cant wait for his diary to come out.

Peter Criss from KISS has survived breast cancer. Mens risk of breast cancer increases if they inherit the BRCA1 or BRCA2 gene mutations. KISS was asked to comment about the mutation but Genes wig wasnt available.

Today we learned why Anne Frank didnt hide in the Hindenberg.

Not only was I unaware that Mackenzie Phillips was a musician, I really had no idea she opened for her father.

Patrick Swayze died today at the age of 57.

Swayze was welcomed at the pearly gates by Jennifer Greys career.

Her nose was seen making out with Michael Jacksons nose.

Chula Vista winning the little league world series means its the first time mexican cheering was done for 12 year olds that didnt involve having a baby.

Ben and Jerry's announced they have changed the name of their new ice cream from Chubby Hubby to Hubby Hubby to support gay marriage.

 Critics say not only does it taste like shit, but theres too many nuts in it.

 They are also offering a hetero container so republicans can eat it in the closet.

Robert Novak died today.

When he saw the light, he ran it and hit a heavenly pedestrian with his Corvette.

A fire that has burned more than 75,000 acres in Santa Barbara County over the last week was started in an illegal marijuana growing area operated by a Mexican drug organization, authorities said.

Firefighters have been unable to stop the blaze due to the munchies and a Sponge Bob Marathon.