Wal-Mart has announced plans to build a Super Center in Locust Grave, VA near a 145 year old Civil War battle field. The company also announced plans to hire that wars veterans as door greeters. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: News
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Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009

A four year old boys day care teacher discovered a bag containing cocaine in the boys pocket. The boy stated that his father gave it to him telling him it was candy. Before the discovery the kid shared the drug with other children, also telling them it was candy. The staff and teachers were outraged. As a percaution, teahcers sent notes to parents warning " If your child believes that cocaine is candy that you might not want your child attending next weeks annual gay and lesbian sponsored hot dog and taco picnic. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: News
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Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009

Burt Reynolds checked into Florida drug rehab facility last week for what his publicist said was an addiction to pain killers. The 72 year old actors equally famous 70's porn style mustache also entered rehab for what is publicist said was an addiction to Burt Reynolds. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Mon, 28 Sep 2009

The bad news? I over dosed on Extenze male enhancement pills.
The good news? I won a three legged race by myself.  [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: Weird
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Added: Sun, 19 Jul 2009

 The man behind the famous brand died last week at age 95. Oddly though he was buried with his head and feet outside the coffin. The family stated that this was because he was bun length. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: News
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Added: Sun, 19 Jul 2009

The plans were scrapped after Chinese architects discovered Americans had already built a similar theme park, but with bigger and longer roller coasters. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: News
Keywords: china sex park john roman
Added: Mon, 18 May 2009

Hours later, he buried it in his backyard. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: News
Keywords: dog cancer john roman
Added: Mon, 18 May 2009

While the Rockets were crushing tall Lakers in Houston, Yao was crushing tall buildings in Tokyo. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: Sports
Keywords: rockets lakers
Added: Mon, 11 May 2009

The family is planning a short service at a tiny church in a small town. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: News
Keywords: wizard oz death celebrity munchkin john roman
Added: Mon, 11 May 2009

American Idol’s Adam Lambert makes Freddie Mercury look like Chuck Norris [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: american idol adam lambert
Added: Tue, 5 May 2009

Jorge's Cinco De Mayo Just Wasn't The Same This Year [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: Weird
Keywords: cinco mayo swine flu mexico
Added: Tue, 5 May 2009

Scientist have released what they believe is the chronological order in which the virus spread.
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went... 
"Wee wee wee" all the way home
  [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: News
Keywords: swine flu
Added: Tue, 5 May 2009

Friends say they knew he had a little too much after they found the actor behind an alley yelling into his watch, “KITT!, I’m drunk, get me out of here.” [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: david hasselhoff
Added: Tue, 5 May 2009

A mark resembling an outline of the Virgin Mary appeared on a griddle at the Las Palmas Mexican restaurant in Calexico, Calif. Manager Brenda Martinez said the likeness first appeared when the griddle was being cleaned on April 22. Religious experts are saying this is a miracle, because they’ve  never heard of a Mexican restaurant cleaning a griddle. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: Weird
Keywords: virgin mary mexican food
Added: Tue, 5 May 2009

Obviously just being a marching band girl is no longer enough to scare men off. [more]

Author: John Roman
Category: Weird
Keywords: band girl kids muggers cops
Added: Tue, 5 May 2009