"That it's a thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can scare you more than any ghost would dare try Girl"-Michael Jackson

20 years later that statement has proved itself to be true.

The Hun community was in an uproar after seeing Ben Stiller in his new movie Night At The Museum, make a mockery out of their native language.

The Huns feel that if children see a celebrity making fun of their language by using expressions such as "Chaka Chaka-Coo-Coo" then what's to stop them from making fun of other Huns on the playground at schools?

"Mars Photo Evidence Shows Recently Running Water"--Science Monitor

Scientists are looking into several possibilities for this mysterious phenomenon. One of which is a leaky faucet left on over two billion years ago.

In a recent poll taken by People Magazine 72% of Americans think Michael Richard's rant was worse than Mel Gibson's.

In other news, an alarming 28% of Americans were shown to favor Anti-Semitism in opposition to racism in a recent People Magazine poll.

Due to the success of Nintendo's new gaming system, Wii, the company is thinking of putting out a handheld version of the system.

Sources say the handheld version will be called, "WiiWii."

A young woman I know who has a 5 year old son went to a seminar last weekend to help parents identify pedophiles. Number one on the pedophile watchlist this time of year happens to be Santa Clause. Specifically, the mall Santas. Now I'm here to defend those who would shy away from taking their kids to see Santa. Santa Clause is the epitome of wholesome goodness. There isn't any place that man hasn't touched me where he didn't make up for it by giving me that toy truck I begged for when Christmas morning rolled around. In fact, I got my stocking stuffed with a little extra when I begged. But that's not the point. Christmas is a time for giving, and believe me Santa can give just as much as he can take. It's our job to make sure Santa feels as welcome as possible while he's here. After all the man only comes once a year people! To have him abstain from the immense joy he feels by simply having our children sit on his lap and whisper what they want in his ear is a crime! So next time you take your kids to see Santa and you see them sitting on his lap...cheeks all rosey  with joy, look closey and you can see his eyes roll back into his head and the biggest smile imaginable appear on his face as your child whispers their Christmas wish in his ear. If this makes him a sinner in your eyes ladies and gentleman then so be it. Only God will be the true judge.

All the best,

Father Murphy

Keeping up with "Youth Culture" was said to be the excuse used by a company who fired an employee via text messaging.

Katy Tanner, a 21-year-old sales assistant received this message while home sick: "We will not require your services anymore...Thank you for your time with us."

To which she replied: =P 

An internal investigation is being done by Jon Taylor, company director, to see if "the ultimate action was ideal".

In the meantime, while studying the habits of other 'youth cultures' a trend was found when a two year old was said to have recently left his preschool teacher a message in alphabet blocks stating "I pooed myself."

I was thinking about it the other day and the only way I would ever go to my 10 year high school reunion is if I got to sp*ke the punch and watch everyone try and drive home afterward.