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John Morrison
"I'm just the messenger."


Registered on: 01/31/07
Location: New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/JohnMorrison

Biography:

John is a comic, writer and actor in NYC. In addition to playing all over town, he hosts and produces The Morrison Motel on the second Tuesday of every month at the Cornelia Street Cafe.

You can reach John at johnmorrison@mac.com.
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Family time at the mall.

Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: News  

Family time at the mall.You know how most extended families email or call each other after a mall shooting to make sure everyone back home is OK? In my family we call to make sure none of us was the shooter.

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Coming up: WW III and tomorrow's weather...

Submitted: Oct 17, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Iran

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Coming up: WW III and tomorrow's weather...President Bush warned Iran today that they would be raising the risk of World War III if the knowledge necessary to make a nuclear weapon ever fell into their hands. (Spoiler Alert: Iran, don't view the attached image!)

"WWIII? Now who would be dumb enough to start that, do you think?" murmured a tired and trembling planet.

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Ann Coulter, Perfected.

Submitted: Oct 13, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Ann Coulter

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Ann Coulter, Perfected.Conservative political commentator and whack-job Ann Coulter has asserted that in a perfect world, Jews would be "perfected" into Christians. Imagine Ann's surprise as she awoke this morning to discover that God had "perfected" her into a pulled pork sandwich.

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Supreme Court Rescinds Al Gore's Nobel Prize.

Submitted: Oct 12, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Al Gore

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Supreme Court Rescinds Al Gore's Nobel Prize.By a vote of 5 to 4, the Supreme Court today rescinded Vice President Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and awarded it to President Bush instead.

Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts stated that "President George W. Bush has done more than any person in the world to demonstrate what an elusive prize peace is."

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