Mom of 18 Michelle Duggar, who makes the Octo-mom seem barren by comparison, is expecting her 19^th child. Says Duggar, “I know marriage takes a lot of hard work, but I never thought it would be this labor-intensive."

All this hassle over health care – it’s making me sick. In America, you can get any sort of medical treatment necessary.… You just can’t pay for it without pawning your diamond-studded, emerald-encrusted, platinum-plated MedicAlert bracelet.

I despise the corruption of the word "own." As in, "She owns that look," or "He owns his feelings." That said, if I own my life, can I deduct the self-interest from my taxes?

Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney won the first Republican straw poll for the 2012 presidential campaign. But any GOP candidate must realize the futility of challenging this incumbent president. After all, once you go Barack, you never go back.

The inventor of the TASER died at 88. I’m shocked.

A new Gallup poll indicates only 39 percent of Americans believe in the theory of evolution. I agree with the Religious Right’s quarrel with one Darwinian theory: From what I can ascertain, humans didn’t evolve from apes…because too many of them behave like jackasses.

President Obama has relaxed the dress code at the White House, the first president
to do that since Bill Clinton, the originator of Casual [Sex] Fridays.