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"The next time I go to Chicago I'm going to visit Illinois."
Registered on: 01/26/07
Location:
Chicago, IL
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/JohnCurtis
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Biography:
John is an accomplished parallel parker and avid Stratego player who founded
The Giant Napkin, a satire news website adored by dozens, in 2007.
Several of John's articles have become popular on social news websites, such as Fark.com, Propeller.com and Digg.com. John writes and edits on a freelance basis, as well, having been denied by hundreds of full-time writing job providers.
To this point, John has made an impressive 38 Facebook friends.
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Hours after his worst game of the season, Denver Nuggets All-Star Carmelo Anthony was arrested Monday on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.
Police say he was weaving and visibly intoxicated. And they're saying it could have been even worse. Yeah, but fortunately he only converted 27% of his tequila shot attempts.
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A tanker hauling 6,000 gallons of liquefied hog manure tipped over, spilling about 3,000 gallons of the waste along an Indiana highway, police said.
In other news, for the remainder of his tour, Dane Cook will be without about half of his material.
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In honor of the Red Sox World Series victory, zookeepers at the Franklin Park Zoo named a baby giraffe "Sox."
In a statement, zoo officials said they chose the name because of the female calf's long legs, good eyesight, and four-year $18 million contract.
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Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said he learned the art of negotiation while sitting in his backyard jacuzzi before running for governor of California.
The governor added that as soon as the hot tub is fixed, he will learn the art of vowels.
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According to scientists, after clocks are turned back this weekend, pedestrians will be three times more likely to be killed by cars than before the time change.
Meanwhile, drivers will be three times more likely to receive between 600 and 800 points.
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 With Pakistan's transition to democracy in turmoil amid rising Islamic militant violence, can the Colts hang with New England's high-powered offense?
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 I don't think this is what little Mary's parents had in mind when they told her to research how to give a great presentation.
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The Air Force punished 70 airmen involved in an accidental flight of a B-52, armed with six nuclear-tipped cruise missiles, from North Dakota to Louisiana.
As punishment, the men were all sent back to North Dakota.
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After a winless start to the first week of the season, the NHL's Atlanta Thrashers fired its coach Bob Hartley on Wednesday. Atlanta media reports his firing has upset the entire Thrashers fan.
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X-17 Online is reporting that Britney Spears was headed to a pharmacy when she hit and damaged a parked car while pulling into a parking space.
The bad news for Spears: she wasn't in a car.
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