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 GM giving the public the same deal it gives its workers

By: Joe Machi (C)
Submitted: Sep 21, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Automaker
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To celebrate their 100th anniversary, General Motors is giving the public the same deal it gives to its employee's.  So they'll sell you a crap car, fire you, and ship your job to Mexico. 

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 DMX pleads not guilty to identity theft

By: Joe Machi (C)
Submitted: Aug 29, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Rapper DMX plead not guilty to identity theft...and I believe him...because I strongly doubt there is anyone else named DMX.


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 Britney found not competent for trial

By: Joe Machi (C)
Submitted: Jun 9, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Britney Spears
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Britney Spears was found not mentally competent to stand trial....which really must hurt...because Jeffrey Dahmer was found mentally competent to stand trial...so legally...that means she is less sane than a person who ate people.

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 Gov't's new emergency text messages

By: Joe Machi (C)
Submitted: Apr 11, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Cell Phone
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The government is planning a system that will text message Americans during a national emergency...so whenever there is an emergency, all cell phone networks will be jammed.

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 Iraq/Vietnam

By: Joe Machi (C)
Submitted: Aug 22, 2007
Category: Political  
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Iraq
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George Bush compared Vietnam and Iraq....My first thought was that he had skipped his national guard duty and gotten drunk.

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 Paris Hilton

By: Joe Machi (C)
Submitted: Aug 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton actually invented a drinking game...Ya, whenever she's on TV for no reason other than she's rich and stupid, you drink.

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