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Joe Machi
 "Get your hans off that centerfuge!"


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Registered on: 07/16/07
Location: NJ
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/Joemac

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GM giving the public the same deal it gives its workers

Submitted: Sep 21, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Mexico
154 Jokes  9 Videos

To celebrate their 100th anniversary, General Motors is giving the public the same deal it gives to its employee's.  So they'll sell you a crap car, fire you, and ship your job to Mexico. 

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DMX pleads not guilty to identity theft

Submitted: Aug 29, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Rapper DMX plead not guilty to identity theft...and I believe him...because I strongly doubt there is anyone else named DMX.


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Britney found not competent for trial

Submitted: Jun 9, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears
188 Jokes  8 Videos

Britney Spears was found not mentally competent to stand trial....which really must hurt...because Jeffrey Dahmer was found mentally competent to stand trial...so legally...that means she is less sane than a person who ate people.

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Gov't's new emergency text messages

Submitted: Apr 11, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Cell Phone
151 Jokes  6 Videos

The government is planning a system that will text message Americans during a national emergency...so whenever there is an emergency, all cell phone networks will be jammed.

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Iraq/Vietnam

Submitted: Aug 22, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Iraq
373 Jokes  4 Videos

George Bush compared Vietnam and Iraq....My first thought was that he had skipped his national guard duty and gotten drunk.

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Paris Hilton

Submitted: Aug 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Paris Hilton
205 Jokes  9 Videos

Paris Hilton actually invented a drinking game...Ya, whenever she's on TV for no reason other than she's rich and stupid, you drink.

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