Spanish businessman Javier Rigau has called off his engagement to Italian screen legend, Gina Lollobrigida, who is 34 years his senior. Ms. Lollobrigada was reportedly so upset with the news that she spit out her dentures, fell, broke a hip and pooped herself. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 7 Dec 2006

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing  after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said. The older woman said she was terribly sorry but she had to let it rip. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 7 Dec 2006

Since his split from Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock has been going by a different name: Kid Limp. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Thu, 7 Dec 2006

Jose Padilla experienced a break from the monotony of his solitary confinement in a bare cell at the Naval Weapons Station in Charleston, S.C. to go on all expense paid ski vacation. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
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Added: Mon, 4 Dec 2006

Carol never has to ask her husband if her ass looks big in her pants. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
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Added: Sat, 25 Nov 2006

  Ofcourse it's a good thing. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
Keywords: iraq war
Added: Sat, 25 Nov 2006

Don't worry, this is how much money each American will have after the war. [more]

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Added: Sat, 25 Nov 2006

Great balloons. Whose birthday is it? [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
Keywords: bush
Added: Sat, 25 Nov 2006

  Bush explained to the children that the bird has to be killed because it contains chemical weapons. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: Political
Keywords: bush iraq
Added: Thu, 23 Nov 2006

The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners. "Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio. Their wiver are not as happy, one of them was quoted as saying, "You mean I have to sleep with that asshole again?" [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
Keywords: viagra
Added: Thu, 23 Nov 2006

Whitney Houston claims that she has been clean and sober for eighteen minutes and she is feeling great. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: whitney houston
Added: Thu, 23 Nov 2006

President Bush says it's not true. All of the soldiers are having a blast and hope to stay longer. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: Political
Keywords: iraq pres. bush
Added: Fri, 10 Nov 2006

Next I will make my miserable career vanish. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
Keywords: magic comedy
Added: Fri, 10 Nov 2006

  It is always a great thing to have a therapist that looks at you like you are an idiot. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: News
Keywords: dr. phil therapy
Added: Fri, 10 Nov 2006

Britney Spears said she is proud of her new look since her split. She has always been a huge fan of Popeye. [more]

Author: Jessica Kirson
Category: Political
Keywords: britney spears
Added: Fri, 10 Nov 2006