Spanish businessman Javier Rigau has called off his engagement to Italian screen legend, Gina Lollobrigida, who is 34 years his senior. Ms. Lollobrigada was reportedly so upset with the news that she spit out her dentures, fell, broke a hip and pooped herself.

Since his split from Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock has been going by a different name: Kid Limp.

Jose Padilla experienced a break from the monotony of his solitary confinement in a bare cell at the Naval Weapons Station in Charleston, S.C. to go on all expense paid ski vacation.

Carol never has to ask her husband if her ass looks big in her pants.

Ofcourse it's a good thing.

Don't worry, this is how much money each American will have after the war.

Great balloons. Whose birthday is it?

 

Bush explained to the children that the bird has to be killed because it contains chemical weapons.

The mayor of a small Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra, spicing up the sex lives of dozens of elderly men and their partners.

"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier," said Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio.

Their wiver are not as happy, one of them was quoted as saying, "You mean I have to sleep with that asshole again?"