Michael Jackson's sister La Toya has created a milkshake in honor of her late brother for a local shop in L.A. The shake starts out chocolate, gets nutty then turns vanilla. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: michael jackson toya milkshake l.a
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

The erroneous reported signing of 47 year-old defensemen Chris Chelios by the Boston Bruins is attributed to the teams recent announcement of an old-timers game taking place the day after the Jan. 1 Winter Classic at Fenway Park.
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: chris chelios boston bruins nhl hockey
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

Columbian chefs have developed a new dessert made from passion fruit and Viagra that they claim has aphrodisiac effects. It is popular with diners, as well as wait staff, who both generally experience "larger tips".
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: News
Keywords: viagra passion fruit columbia aphrodisiac
Added: Sat, 14 Nov 2009

A Florida man has been arrested for repeatedly making sexual comments to a 911 dispatcher. Joshua Basso claims it was the only number he could dial after his cell phone ran out of minutes. No word on if he was calling "hands free" or not. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: News
Keywords: 911 cell phone hands free
Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009

The George W. Bush Foundation and the University of Virginia's Miller Center of Public Affairs plan to record an oral history of George Bush's presidency. A majority of the project will be comprised of four-letter words.
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Political
Keywords: president george bush
Added: Fri, 13 Nov 2009

Sammy Sosa claims his new lighter complexion is the result of a rejuvenation process for his skin. Making it the second time since steroids that Sosa has used science to enhance his image.  
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: sammy sosa chicago cubs steroids
Added: Tue, 10 Nov 2009

Vegas is giving odds that the recent marriage of Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom will meet its ultimate demise within six months, one year, or three more road games. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: los angeles lakers khloe kardashian lamar odom
Added: Tue, 10 Nov 2009

Manny Ramirez took an early shower and missed his team lose Game 4 to the Philadelphia Phillies. There hasn't been this much controversy over a sports related shower since the Erin Andrews video.
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: manny ramirez erin andrews los angeles dodgers
Added: Thu, 22 Oct 2009

The over-all winner of sporting competitions each year between Arizona State University and the University of Arizona will now receive the State Farm Territorial Cup. Officials say the source of pride should in no way be confused with the territorial cup normally worn by Milwaukee Brewer Prince Fielder.
 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: university arizona milwaukee brewer prince fielder
Added: Thu, 22 Oct 2009

Nicole Kidman recently testified on Capitol Hill that Hollywood has probably contributed to violence against women by portraying them as weak sex objects. She then accidentally spilled a glass of water on her mini skirt and began to cry.
 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: News
Keywords: nicole kidman congress hollywood
Added: Thu, 22 Oct 2009

News that the WNBA's Detroit Shock is moving to Tulsa, Oklahoma after 11 years has been leaked by a team official speaking on the condition of anonymity. No doubt the same anonymity plaguing the team and forcing the move.
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: wnba detroit shock basketball tulsa
Added: Mon, 19 Oct 2009

A new survey says Mexican adults curse an average of 20 times a day. Judging by the the size of their families, they're probably just talking dirty during sex.
 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: News
Keywords: mexicans sex cursing kids
Added: Fri, 16 Oct 2009

Recession ends in 79 metro areas.......unfortunately, the unemployment lines do not.
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: News
Keywords: government recession unemployment
Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009

The ownership group hoping to buy the St. Louis Rams has dumped Rush Limbaugh as a limited partner. Giving Rams fans their first victory of the year. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: rush limbaugh st. louis rams nfl
Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009

 
In a show of frustration, Buffalo Bill's fans mad at their team's 1-4 record have decided to rent a billboard.
Oakland Raider fans have begun burning them all down.
 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: buffalo bills oakland raiders nfl
Added: Thu, 15 Oct 2009