A law which no longer protects anonymous sperm donors in England has resulted in a nation wide sperm shortage. In an odd twist, it is now almost impossible to get your hands on any sperm these days. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: News
Keywords: britain sperm shortage donors law fertility
Added: Wed, 12 Nov 2008

Massachusetts state Sen. Dianne Wilkerson who lost the Democratic primary in September, may now lose her freedom after being caught on tape accepting $23,000 in bribes. According to undercover FBI agents, Wilkerson said she needed the money to fund her write-in campaign, which worked to a degree by landing her "right-in" jail. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Political
Keywords: massachusetts sen. dianne wilkerson democratic bribes jail
Added: Fri, 31 Oct 2008

On October 30th, several months after vanishing from his home in Florida, a Maltese dog named Max was found walking the streets of Chicago. Not trusting the Florida election process, Max apparently made the 1000 mile trip to the Windy City in order to "vote early and vote often." 
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Category: News
Keywords: election process florida chicago vote windy city maltese dog
Added: Thu, 30 Oct 2008

Thirty-nine-year-old English boxer Peter Buckley plans to retire from the ring this weekend after competing in his 300th fight, 256 of which were losses. Said Buckley, "I've had my good eye on the 300 mark for a while." 
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Category: Sports
Keywords: english boxer 300th fight 256 losses retire peter buckley
Added: Wed, 29 Oct 2008

Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis blew-out both major ligaments in his left knee Saturday after a player ran into him on the sideline. In a show of solidarity, the hefty coach has decided against season ending surgery. According to Weis, " If my players can suck it up on the field, then so can I."
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Category: Sports
Keywords: notre dame charlie weis surgery season ligaments
Added: Tue, 16 Sep 2008

A New York school teacher missing since Aug. 29 was spotted checking her e-mail in an Apple store on Fifth Avenue near Central Park. Apparently, an Apple a day keeps the teacher away too. 
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Keywords: new york school teacher apple store central park
Added: Thu, 11 Sep 2008

Los Angeles based retailer the 99 Cent Store plans to break their 26 year-old pledge of "Nothing Over 99 Cents, Ever" and raise prices above the $1.00 mark. According to company officials, "Thanks to a sluggish economy, the only thing worth less than a dollar is the dollar." 
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Keywords: 99 cent store raise prices dollar economy retailer
Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008

Chris Carter, creator of The X-Files has been hospitalized for "physical exhaustion and a sleeping disorder." Something he now shares with former X-Files star and current admitted sex addict David Duchovney. 
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Category: Entertainment
Keywords: chris carter x-files david duchovney sex addict physical
Added: Wed, 10 Sep 2008

The Weather Channel issued an on-air apology to ESPN reporter Hannah Storm Saturday after a poorly worded report on Tropical Storm Hanna wrongly indicated that the Sportscenter host was "extremely wet and packing wind."

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Category: Sports
Keywords: espn hannah storm weather channel sportscenter wind
Added: Mon, 8 Sep 2008

A Chinese government official has been sentenced to death because of a leaky toilet. The former director of transportation was convicted of taking bribes after police responding to an apartment building water leak discovered the man's toilet stuffed with $1.3 million in cash. The man's only defense," I forgot to jiggle the handle."
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Category: News
Keywords: chinese government leaky toilet sentenced death bribes
Added: Fri, 5 Sep 2008

Actress Mackenzie Phillips has entered rehab for a tenth time. That's two more than Ozzy Osborne and only thirty-seven behind Keith Richards. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: mackenzie phillips ozzy osbourne keith richards rehab
Added: Fri, 5 Sep 2008

A death row inmate sentenced to die in October claims he's too fat to be executed. Richard Cooey says he's so fat that Ohio executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs. A federal judge agreed and instead ordered his "fat ass" immediately shot by a firing squad. 
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Category: News
Keywords: death row leathal injection ohio too fat firing squad
Added: Thu, 4 Sep 2008

David Spade, star of the hit CBS show Rules of Engagement, is a father for the first time. Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, whom the actor had a brief relationship with, has given birth to a baby girl. Apparently Spade forgot the first rule of engagement, always wear a condom. 
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Category: Entertainment
Keywords: david spade playboy playmate rules engagement baby
Added: Thu, 4 Sep 2008

Major League Baseball history was made Tuesday night when the Pittsburgh Pirates, after losing more then 94 games in each of the previous three seasons, were mathematically eliminated from the playoffs through the end of the decade. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: mlb pittsburgh pirates mathematically eliminated playoffs
Added: Wed, 3 Sep 2008

The number of tennis balls estimated to be used during the U.S. Open is 72,000. That's almost one per television viewer. 
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Author: Jerry Wolski
Category: Sports
Keywords: u.s. open tennis tennis balls television viewers
Added: Tue, 2 Sep 2008