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Jerry Wolski - Comedian (C)

Jerry Wolski
"Never let a bad day get in the way of a good joke."


Male
Registered on: 01/18/08
Location: Marina Del Rey, CA
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/JerryWolski

Biography:

I am a stand-up comedian who, for the past 10 years, headlined all over the Midwest. I recently moved to LA to pursue a career in comedy, acting, writing and bartending.

To view some of my schtick and get my world famous martini recipe, check out:

www.jerrywolski.com
www.myspace.com/jerrywolski

Cheers!
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Hump Slump

Submitted: Jul 4, 2008
Category: News  

High gas prices and a weak economy are starting to affect prostitution. Legal brothels in Nevada report revenue this year has dropped 45 percent. According to George Flint, Director of the Nevada Brothel Owners' Association, "our business is going down."

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Off The Backboard and on The River

Submitted: Jul 2, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!

Poker professional Scotty Nguyen won nearly $2 million at the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas on Monday. Nguyen beat out Michael DeMichele in H.O.R.S.E., a rotating-game tournament that cost $50,000 to enter. The last time anybody won that much money in a game of HORSE, Michael Jordan beat Charles Barkley.

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The Ratings Game

Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

NBC's The Today Show clobbered ABC's Good Morning America 13-6 in a recent softball game between the rival network morning shows. As usual, The Early Show on CBS watched from the sidelines.

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Buy Americans

Submitted: Jul 1, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Wal-Mart is revamping its U.S. store logo. The world's largest retailer said the logo change "is a reflection of our ever evolving American customer." K-Mart, recently sighted similar reasons for changing their logo to Què-Mart.

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Circus Freak

Submitted: Jun 26, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Michael Jackson may soon re-launch his career as a Las Vegas act. A private equity group wants the pop star to work Vegas in order to pay off the loan on his Neverland Ranch. Starting next year, Michael Jackson will appear six nights a week, at the Circus Circus Resort and Casino as the guy who guesses your weight.

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Breast In Peace

Submitted: Jun 26, 2008
Category: News  

Edwina Froehlich, a co-founder of La Leche League has died at the age of 93. Mrs. Froehlich started the popular support group for breast-feeding mothers in 1956 with six other Chicago woman. In lieu of flowers, donations are being excepted at local area Hooters Restaurants.

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Win, Place, or Shoe

Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: Sports  

The photograph of a dislodged shoe on Big Brown's right hind hoof might explain the Triple Crown hopeful's stunning meltdown in the Belmont Stakes. The last place finish cost millions in potential income from movie deals and stud fees. The horses owners hope the new evidence may result in a shoe deal with NIKE.

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Call Me A Gurney

Submitted: Jun 25, 2008
Category: News  

A man found asleep in a motorized wheelchair on a highway in northern Australia was charged with drunk driving last week. The 64-year-old man, who registered a blood alcohol reading of more than six times the legal driving limit, plans to fight the charges. According to doctors and the prosecuting attorney, "the man doesn't have a leg to stand on."

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The Gay 90's

Submitted: Jun 24, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

A lesbian couple of 55 years are finally married. Phyllis Lyon, 84, and Del Martin, 87, became one of the first and oldest couples to legally marry in the state of California last week. Following a short ceremony, the happy couple honeymooned at Old Country Buffet.



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A Tissue Issue

Submitted: Jun 24, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Katrina Chalifoux, recently won the Cheap and Chic Toilet Paper Wedding Dress Contest. Chalifoux used glue, packing tape and seven rolls of toilet paper to create the intricate floral bodice and cascading train. The Rockford, IL. woman beat out hundreds of contestants whose dresses, as well as dreams of winning the $1000.00 first prize, went "down the drain."

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Heckler's Corner

Ray Ellin says:

good stuff jerry -