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""It's Dih-ZUR-a""
Registered on: 12/26/06
Location:
New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/JenniferDziura
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Biography:
Jennifer Dziura is a New York-based comedian best known for orchestrating the Williamsburg Spelling Bee, a real spelling bee for adults featured in the New York Times and on NPR, TimeOut New York cable, and Good Morning America. Jennifer appears regularly at Pete's Candy Store in Brooklyn and has performed at NYU, Columbia University, Bowling Green University, Ft. Hamilton Army Base, and comedy clubs from Boise to Memphis. She has a CD available on iTunes just search "jennifer dziura", jokes appearing in the "Idiot's Guide to Jokes" (Alpha/Penguin 2006), was filmed as an expert on "how to be witty" on VH-1's reality dating show "Can't Get a Date," and writes a blog which is read by over 10,000 people at www.jenisfamous.com
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Celebrity couples have all become subject to cute combo-names: Bennifer, TomKat, Brangelina, and now...
 Gyllenspoon
What if, instead of restricting this practice to those who are actually banging each other, we also applied it to Presidential tickets?
For instance:
 HillBama
And on the Republican side:
 CondiCain
Or, here's a good one:
 MormonDick
Or, if Hillary doesn't make the cut....
 Barack O'GuyWhoseWifeHasCancer
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 One cannot begin a comedy show this week without some comment on the mess that is Anna Nicole's death.
First Anna's son died in the hospital room where she had just given birth to her daughter. Then a paternity battle began between her ex-boyfriend and her lawyer/lover over who had fathered her daughter.
At first the press wasn't sure if she had actually married the lawyer/lover, and then it turns out the two had a wedding ceremony, but it wasn't legal. Then after Anna dies, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, who is apparently a prince, claims he might be the baby's father.
Anna and Trimspa were being sued for making false weight loss claims. To get out of various legal troubles, Anna was trying to establish residency in the Bahamas. After her death, photos of her in bed with the Bahamian immigration minister surfaced.
Anna Nicole's mother suggested to the press that the lawyer/fiance might be responsible for Anna and her son's deaths. Now Anna's half-sister claims Anna used the frozen sperm of her long-dead elderly husband to get pregnant.
A judge has ordered the preservation of the body and it may take up to five weeks to determine a cause of death, although it's already in the news that Anna had two different breast surgeries since giving birth five months ago and was taking at least 10 prescription drugs when she died.
On top of that, of course, she was still embroiled in a legal battle over her ex-husband's money.
With all that mess surrounding a tragic death, and a tragic life, it's easy get caught up in the sensationalism, to get lost in our own lurid interest -- to lose sight of what's really important:
At least she died thin!
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