PROVIDENCE, R.I. - State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent - the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn't dead. Clearly, Ted Kennedy has never been to Rhode Island. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 24 Jul 2008

MOSCOW - A monument to the enema, a procedure many people would rather not think about, has been unveiled at a spa in the southern Russian city of Zheleznovodsk. Shortly afterwards, the mistake was seen. It was supposed to be a statue in commemoration of "ethnic" cleansing [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Weird
Keywords: russia
Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008

HARARE, Zimbabwe - U.S. and British diplomats were attacked Thursday as they tried to investigate political violence in Zimbabwe and a U.S. Embassy staffer was beaten, an embassy spokesman said. After a lenghty debate on their way to receive medical attention, the diplomats agreed that there was, in fact , violence in Zimbabwe. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Political
Keywords: africa
Added: Fri, 6 Jun 2008

ORLANDO, Fla. - The man who created the Backstreet Boys and 'N Sync has been sentenced to 25 years in prison on four federal charges. What were the other two bands names? [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: music back street boys
Added: Wed, 21 May 2008

Giant beetles seized at Pennsylvania post office
From Associated Press
May 14, 2008 5:49 PM EDT

PHILADELPHIA - Customs agents seized more than two dozen giant beetles - some the size of a child's hand - from an overseas package. Agents were alerted to the situation, when movement was reported at the post office. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Weird
Keywords: post office
Added: Thu, 15 May 2008

WASHINGTON - Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama accused President Bush on Thursday of launching a "false political attack" with a comment about appeasing terrorists and radicals. Shortly afterwards, Mr Obama apologized to the pesident, and offered a basket of muffins as a peace offering. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Political
Keywords: obama
Added: Thu, 15 May 2008

DETROIT - A Girl Scout sold 17,328 boxes of the group's signature cookies this year by setting up shop on a street corner, shattering her troop's old mark and probably setting a national record. Jennifer Sharpe, a 15-year-old from Dearborn said that she owed her success to setting up her booth in front of a Weight Watchers. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Weird
Keywords: girl scouts.
Added: Thu, 15 May 2008

ATHENS, Greece - A 9-year-old girl who went to hospital in central Greece suffering from stomach pains was found to be carrying her embryonic twin, doctors said Thursday.

Andreas Markou, head of the hospital's pediatric department, said the embryo was a formed fetus with a head, hair and eyes, but no brain or umbilical cord.

Apparently, her twin was Jessica Simpson [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Weird
Keywords:
Added: Thu, 15 May 2008

WASHINGTON (AFP) - Life expectancy has declined for many women in the United States, largely due to smoking-related diseases and obesity, a study published Tuesday showed.
In an other study done by the Institute of the Clearly Obvious, Handguns were found to kill more people when loaded with bullets instead of jelly beans. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Weird
Keywords: women fat
Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Villagers were relieved to find out that the alleged victims were Irish missionaries, and that was the normal size. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: News
Keywords: irish
Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008

SAO PAULO, Brazil -- Hopes dimmed Wednesday for a priest who vanished after sailing into the air, carried off by hundreds of colorful helium-filled party balloons.
Some people will do anything to escape sex offender charges. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Weird
Keywords: sao paulo balloons
Added: Thu, 24 Apr 2008

Two years ago, scientists had high hopes for new pills that would help people quit smoking, lose weight and maybe kick other tough addictions like sex, alcohol and cocaine.
Studies have shown that these pills led to depression. Odd, that removing all the things that bring joy to life would bring on depression, [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: News
Keywords: drugs
Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008

I tried to write off a penis pump on my taxes this year as a business expense, but couldn't find the receipt. I had to file an extension [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Weird
Keywords: love sex taxes
Added: Sat, 19 Apr 2008

I am over weight, and it’s not my fault, its because of the ridiculous stereotypes that we see everyday in the pages of Sumo magazines. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: fat
Added: Sun, 6 Apr 2008

NASSAU, Bahamas - A Bahamas jury ruled Monday that Anna Nicole Smith’s son died from an accidental drug overdose, just like his mother. While deliberating, other surprise rulings were that Santa wasn’t real, smoking is bad for you, and Obamma is black. [more]

Author: Jay LaFarr
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: drugs
Added: Tue, 1 Apr 2008