To try to reach young people around the world, the memorial museum at Auschwitz has launched a page on Facebook, the social networking site usually home to news and photos about friends.  It has sent thousands of friend requests, saying that they just need help in “Farmville”.

The girl who inspired The Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds", has died.  The family has requested that all arrangements should be made of "Cellophane flowers of yellow and green."

An Al Qaeda suicide bomber made an attempt on a Saudi Prince this week by smuggling a one pound bomb and detonator inside his rectum, although the attempt did fail, it has been reported that Richard Gere has joined Al Qaeda.

Rappers like going wine tasting, most likely because it give them a chance to sample something they couldn't create themselves.

Ted Kennedy will be laid next to his brothers in Arlington National Cemetery. In Honor of Senator Kennedy, a Bridge will be placed over the reflecting pool.

Ted Kennedy's funeral is today.And I know there will be an open bar.. I think it's much better to drown your sorrows, than a young woman that you are having an affair with.

A northwest Washington man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the leg while hunting an opossum that had been snatching his chickens. He has been offered a contract by the NY Giants.

Shoe stores creep me out. They are like mausoleums for pets that people were too lazy to bury.

Michael Jackson, for his work with children, has been beautified by Pope Benedict.  

I was in a chat room the other day, looking for sex, when a young very excited woman referred to President Obama as the "New Black Father of our country."  This did not give me a good feeling.  Iv'e seen the job black fathers have done in America, and I am afraid he'll leave us in six months.  Most likely for a fat European country.