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Jared Gillespie

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UK Prostitute Killer

Submitted: Dec 22, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Hooker

143 Jokes  4 Videos

 

LONDON (AFP) - A police van carrying murder suspect Stephen Wright (a 48-year-old truckdriver) arrives at Ipswich magistrates court in Ipswich, Suffolk. Wright, 48, is due in court after being charged with the murders of five prostitutes in Ipswich.(AFP/Ben Stansall)  

Asked if he had any statements, Wright said "I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time."


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Foley Scandal

Submitted: Oct 7, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Dennis Hastert was reportedly aware of Congressman Foley's behavior when his top aide returned to tell him that the pages were stuck together.


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Trekkie Auction

Submitted: Oct 6, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Star Trek

32 Jokes  9 Videos

 

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Bidders paid top dollar for Star Trek items on Thursday at the start of Christie's auction of memorabilia from the television and movie franchise. A model of the Starship Enterprise E was bought by an online bidder for $132,000 including commission, more than 10 times its $8,000 to $12,000 pre-sale estimate.

The buyer said he had the left over cash from 35 years of not dating.


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Chavez & Chomsky

Submitted: Sep 23, 2006
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Hugo Chavez

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AP - Noam Chomsky's 2003 book, "Hegemony or Survival: America's Quest for Global Dominance," shot to No. 1 on the Amazon.com bestseller list Friday, two days after Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez held it up during a vitriolic speech to the United Nations.

At the start of his talk Wednesday, Chavez recommended that anyone wishing to understand "what has been happening in the world through the 20th century" should read Chomsky's book.

Shortly after George Bush's speech, "The Very Hungry Catepillar" by Eric Carle fell to #1,356

 


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MTV en espanol

Submitted: Sep 23, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

MTV

46 Jokes  3 Videos

NEW YORK - The MTV Networks are starting a new channel aimed at young Latinos called MTV Tr3s. Tr3s, pronounced as the Spanish word for three, begins operation on Monday and follows MTV, MTV2.  Latino versions of MTV hit shows such "My Super Sixteen" and "Pimp My Ride" will be slightly altered. 

For example,"Quiero Mis Quinces" will differ in that it will be a combination Fifteen Year Birthday party/Baby shower.


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NYC Fashion Week

Submitted: Sep 22, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Fashion designers disagreed about how to dress this nude Italian woman


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Beaten Child of Spice Girl

Submitted: Sep 3, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Spice Girls

11 Jokes

LONDON - Geri Halliwell has complained to police that her 3-month-old daughter was physically abused.  The singer's complaint was about "an incident concerning her daughter Bluebell whilst in the care of a temporary member of staff."

The staff member said she was trying to prepare the child for what life would be like with a name like "Bluebell"


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Survivor Race Riot

Submitted: Aug 25, 2006
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Basketball

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CBS reality show "Survivor" will have contestants divided into four tribes by ethnicity.  Blacks, Whites, Latinos and Asians in separate groups competing against each other.  New York City Councilman John Liu said Thursday, "The idea of having a battle of the races is preposterous."  Members of the black community are also launching a campaign urging CBS to pull the show because it could encourage racial division and promote negative typecasts.

In response Jeff Probst said, "They're complaining now but wait until they see the basketball challenge." 

When asked why Jews were left out of the reality show, Mark Burnett said, "This is an athletic competition not the "Apprentice,"


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Over the Counter

Submitted: Aug 24, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Birth Control

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The FDA announced that the morning after pill (Plan B) will be available without a prescription.  This is a huge step for Women's rights groups and Fraternity guys.

It also allows me to use the rest of my prescription pad for oxycontin.


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Sexual Harassment at Toyota

Submitted: Aug 6, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Court Room

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Toyota Motor Corp. said it has reached a settlement in a sexual harassment lawsuit filed by a female employee

The Toyota Motor North America Inc. employee had sought $190 million in damages when she filed the suit in May against her former boss, Hideaki Otaka.  The parties agreed to the settlement when it became apparent that Mr. Otaka was indeed not a "black belt at bukakke" nor was he a certified "Federal Boobie Inspector."

Toyota Motor Company has also decided to drop their countersuit seeking damages for "Ribel." 


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