Probably because he farted.

Russian President Vladimir Putin offerd last week to build four nuclear reactors for India and give it broader access to Moscow's energy riches, as the old Cold Was allies sought to reinvigorate their friendship.

The new couple says they plan to spend the weekend watching the latest Bollywood movies, poisoning spies, and invading Afghanistan.

Elizabeth Vargas told Oprah Winfey that she wasn't forced out as co-anchor of ABC's "World News Tonight" but decided to step down when she became pregnant with her second child.

"I was finding it more and more difficult to do that job the way I wanted to do it, which is 100%. I wanted to spend more time appearing on talk shows."

But if you think about it, dosn't adultery start a lot of lives everywhere?

I know it's against the Constitution for an 18 year old to run for President, but the Constitution never kept Bush from doing what he wanted, so why should it stop me?

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says God has told him that there would be a terrorist attack in the United States in 2007.

"I have a relatively good track record," Robertson said. "Sometimes I miss, like the time I said I talked to God, I think I may have been mistaken."