When C.C. was asked what he'd do with all that money he said......well

Ive always wanted to be senator ..oh and a house for my momma.

  The C.C. stands for Cha-Ching. 

When Rep Larry Craig (Id) heard that Obama's seat was up for sale , he exclaimed .. I'ma gonna get me some of that smoked bacon !

Isiah Thomas has stepped up and said he will volunteer to be the head of basketball operations for the new President.......provided he can hand pick his own interns. 

 Detroit Lions Player Dominic Raiola said he's tired of being heckled by fans for losing and he did something about it,  and it wasn't to win the game.

Instead he gave Detroit fans his middle finger , told them he would fist fight them in his yard if he could....... He then pulled out his paycheck , held it up and screamed

" Hey,  remember what one of these look like "

Both teams are fighting for their draft pick lives here , one big play for either team could mean moving up in the draft and basically ruining the season . " We have fought hard to get to this point and with Detriot being so tough to beat this year were just playing for second place " said one player " Were all about team and playing together the key is to look like you want to win , but find a way to lose..its a talent really .

 Oscar De La Hoya has agreed to come up in weight for the bout, which will take place Jan 15 in Las Vegas. 

CHICAGO – Oprah Winfrey is used to dealing with weighty issues. In the January issue of "O" magazine, she deals with another one — her own.

In the magazine, out Tuesday, the talk-show queen says she now weighs 200 pounds and has fallen off the wagon when it comes to healthy living.

Witnesses to the event said it was more like she rolled off the wagon , bounced a couple times before beaching herself on the sidewalk in front of McDonalds.

The Plaxico-less Giants lose at home to the Eagles . The Eagles QB said it was like shooting  fish in a barrel , their team was full of holes and we just shot through them, it was a blast... I saw the openings and just pulled the trigger . Im all fired up !!!

A farmer in Tyre , Lebanon has dug up a 24.9 pound potato on his farm and he hopes its  a world record.

Mean while just hours after the spuds photo circulated world wide...... tens of thousands of Mr and Mrs Potato Heads dolls have began to arrive in Lebanon and are marching towards Tyre