Lays potato chips recently pulled the idea for their newest flavor of potato chip.

Semen flavored.

In taste tests 90% of women that tried them..refused to swallow..and simply spit them out.

Cesar Millan, the famous Dog Whisperer, is filming a new show that will let him use his world reknown dog discipline skills on people that are in desperate need of weight loss.

His first scheduled guest will be Kirstie Alley.

Cesar Millan is the Hog Whisperer.

As part of Michael Vicks restitution plan he has to be in the upcoming remake of the Lassie series.

He will play the role of  little Timmy Martin.

The first episode is tentatively titled:

"Lassie, aint this a bitch?"

The outcry of "Save the Wienermobiles!" has even touched the hearts of the porn industry.

Yesterday they donated a dozen of John Holmes' condoms to be used as car covers.

Bravo!!

It seems the young woman that crashed the wienermobile into a house, was very inexperienced at handling such massive objects..

So to avoid another such accident Oscar Mayer has brought in a consultant/ advisor. A certified expert with 25+ years in large wiener know-how and handling...Heidi Fleiss.

59 yr. old Tom Watson, tied for the lead at Turnberry after the final 18 holes, asked if he could take a nap before the playoff round began.

"I just flew in from Buenos Aires boy are my excuses tired"

 Jamie Waylett -- who plays the school bully in all six "Potter" flicks -- was popped in April after cops found eight bags of weed in the car in which Jamie was riding. Cops then searched Waylett's mom's place and found 10 pot plants.

Mr Waylett has denied that it is marijuana and steadfastly says that the bags and plants confiscated by the police are in fact -Chinese Chomping Cabbage- that he had grown as a wizardry/herbology project.

Professor Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, was unavailable for comment. It seems he got hold of some of Mr.Wayletts "cabbage" and went on a magic carpet ride and was last seen somewhere between South Carolina and Buenos Aires.

Its official Chastity Bono will indeed receive the well preserved penis of hall of fame pitchman , Billie Mays, to complete her gender transformation.

When asked for comment Chastity, err Charles, replied.

"I love beautiful wood!!" 

Thats right! The fickle flinger of pigskin has been honored with his own flavor.

Capricious Caramel!..One bite and you find yourself non-comittal, unsure and vague.

Ben and Jerry say the new flavor will be stocking their stores sometime this Aug..or Sept..some of it in Aug., some of it in Sept..or maybe next year.