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Comedian Katt Williams was arrested on burglary and criminal trespass charges in a west Georgia community Sunday night.
Comedians Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia remain at large.
  [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: News
Keywords: katt williams comedian burglary
Added: Mon, 9 Nov 2009

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22277 Mon, 9 Nov 2009 14:30:52 -0700 Katt Williams comedian burglary Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Mackenzie Phillips Admits To Incestuous Affair With Father]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/20854 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/20854/#comment News

Well, at least she took things One Dad at a Time.
What was the name of his band, The Daughters and The Papas?
Hey guys, Michelle said she didn't mind the smell of INCENSE.
 (sorry.)
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Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: News
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Added: Thu, 24 Sep 2009

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/20854 Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:39:26 -0700 Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Plain White T's Rock Chicago's Morton Arboretum]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/20105 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/20105/#comment Entertainment

Illinois natives Plain White T's rocked the Morton Arboretum 25 miles outside of Chicago last night.
Fun fact: the band chose their name by a vote of 4-1! [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: plain white ts rock music
Added: Wed, 26 Aug 2009

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/20105 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:24:32 -0700 plain white t's rock music Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Fox aborts controversial "Family Guy" episode]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19768 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19768/#comment Entertainment

Cartoon Network's Adult Swim is reportedly pissed, because they totally would have adopted the episode. [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: family guy
Added: Wed, 12 Aug 2009

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/19768 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:58:28 -0700 Family Guy Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus Snubbed By Radiohead, Vows To "Ruin Them"]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16735 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16735/#comment Entertainment

She plans to accomplish this by recording a cover of Radiohead's "Pyramid Song" as a country-fied duet with her father Billy Ray and putting it into heavy rotation on Radio Disney.  [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: miley cyrus
Added: Tue, 17 Mar 2009

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16735 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:29:55 -0700 Miley Cyrus Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Britney Spears Visits Sick Kids In Hospital]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16568 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16568/#comment Entertainment

Just hours before taking the stage, pop singer Britney Spears made a surprise visit to a group of sick children at Miami Children's Hospital.  Unfortunately they were all her own. [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: britney spears
Added: Sun, 8 Mar 2009

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/16568 Sun, 8 Mar 2009 18:20:56 -0700 Britney Spears Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[IL Governor Arrested for Trying To Sell Obama Seat]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15056 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15056/#comment News

Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich was arrested Tuesday on charges he brazenly conspired to sell President-elect Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat.
 Damn, now what am I going to get my Dad for Christmas?  [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: News
Keywords: illinois gov. rod blagojevich
Added: Tue, 9 Dec 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/15056 Tue, 9 Dec 2008 11:43:02 -0700 Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Teens plead guilty to crimes inspired by joke]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13197 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13197/#comment News

Litchfield, CT (AP) -- Four Connecticut teenagers have pleaded guilty to going on a three-town
crime spree that authorities say was inspired by a joke by comedian Dane Cook. Officials say the teens smashed mail boxes and threw rocks through some windows, enacting a joke Cook made on an HBO special about committing a "B&E," or breaking and entering.

In their defense, the teens say they actually got the idea from another bunch of teens, and just changed it around a little bit. [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: News
Keywords: dane cook connecticut vandalism
Added: Sat, 26 Jul 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/13197 Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:33:03 -0700 Dane Cook Connecticut vandalism Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Mystery Feet Wash Up On Canada's Shore]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12787 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12787/#comment News

Five severed human feet in sneakers have washed ashore in British Columbia and mystified authorities.

Nike says this is the last time they'll hire those Aqua Teen Hunger Force guys from Boston. [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: News
Keywords: feet canada mystery
Added: Fri, 20 Jun 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12787 Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:42:53 -0700 feet Canada mystery Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[New Season of "Last Comic Standing"!]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12506 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12506/#comment Entertainment

NBC has launched the latest season of televised comedy competition Last Comic Standing. The winner will receive $250,000 and an all new 2008 Honda Pilot, which NBC will have the option of turning into a 2009 Honda Series. [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: comedy last comic standing tv television comedians
Added: Fri, 23 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12506 Fri, 23 May 2008 08:32:32 -0700 comedy last comic standing TV television comedians Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Cigarette Started Danbury Fire]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12445 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12445/#comment News

DANBURY, Conn. - Fire officials said a cigarette started a fire that damaged a Danbury nail salon. The cigarette pleads innocence, claiming it was in Cannes with Sean Penn at the time. [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: News
Keywords: sean penn cannes fire connecticut
Added: Sat, 17 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12445 Sat, 17 May 2008 09:17:39 -0700 Sean Penn Cannes fire Connecticut Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Armed Robbery at Dollar Store]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12443 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12443/#comment News

BRANFORD, Conn. -- Police were called to a Dollar Tree store in Branford late Friday on a report of an armed robbery. They immediately went after the suspects, searching all strip clubs within a 10-mile radius. [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: News
Keywords: strip clubs armed robbery connecticut
Added: Sat, 17 May 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12443 Sat, 17 May 2008 09:02:45 -0700 strip clubs armed robbery Connecticut Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Crack for the Holidays]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11900 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11900/#comment News

MARCH 20 -- On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack cocaine that had been dyed green, apparently in recognition of the holiday. As seen in the evidence photo, the emerald green crack was packaged in small plastic bags.

I guess this means this weekend's Easter Crack Hunt is off. [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: News
Keywords: green crack ohio easter st. patricks day drugs
Added: Fri, 21 Mar 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11900 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:00:37 -0700 green crack Ohio Easter St. Patrick's Day drugs Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Soul singer Amy Winehouse goes into rehab]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11125 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11125/#comment Entertainment

For the record, she did say "No, no, no." [more]


Author: Gregory B Dubno
Category: Entertainment
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Added: Thu, 24 Jan 2008

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/11125 Thu, 24 Jan 2008 12:31:28 -0700 Gregory B Dubno
Gregory B Dubno <![CDATA[Striking writers get "Desperate"]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10242 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10242/#comment News

In Toluca Lake, near the Warner Bros. studio, striking writers converged on a house serving as a location shoot for "Desperate Housewives."

"We write the story-a, Eva Longoria," about 30 strikers chanted, referring to a star of the hit ABC show.

Added a WGA union rep, "We would have written a much better thing to chant if we weren't on strike." [more]


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Category: News
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Added: Wed, 7 Nov 2007

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http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10242 Wed, 7 Nov 2007 11:30:58 -0700 Gregory B Dubno