Philadelphia Phillie Jimmy Rollins still maintains that his team is better than the Yankees, moments following their Game Six loss to their World Series opponent last night.
The only other notable thing said by Rollins during the press conference was, "Yes, I do vote Republican. Why do you ask?"  [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Sports
Keywords: world series yankees phillies jimmy rollins republicans
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

News Headline: Protester calls former Australian PM ‘racist’ then throws boot at his head 
Well, that guy's screwed, now. Everybody knows that throwing a boot at a former prime minister is a bootable offense! [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: greg manuel australia
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

Headline: "Canadian Singer Killed By Coyotes"
I'll save you the trouble - it wasn't Celine Dion... [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: greg manuel celine dion
Added: Thu, 29 Oct 2009

President Obama has gone on record that he does not believe that racial bias has fueled the heated rhetoric coming from conservatives since his inauguration. Which is a perfectly logical stance for him to take, if you ask me - because really...you don't think he WANTS to get shot, do you? [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: greg manuel president obama
Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009

Us Weekly is reporting that pop star Avril Lavigne has left her husband of 3 years, Deryck Whibley.
Apparently Lavigne came to this decision after Whibley botched a trust exercise at a couples retreat. She fell, and he just watched. [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: greg manuel avril lavigne
Added: Fri, 18 Sep 2009

Former Vice President Dick Cheney is undergoing surgery today to deal with a case of spinal stenosis.
"And by spinal stenosis," said Anthony Caputy, the doctor performing the surgery, "We mean the experimental serum we invented to keep his feet from morphing back into hooves is wearing off." [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: greg manuel dick cheney
Added: Thu, 17 Sep 2009

I've been 30 years old for almost a year now, but I'm noticing things about myself lately that I think are surefire signs that I'm getting older...
1. My back will hurt for no good reason.
2. When I have gas, I don't hold it in as much. (Not that I CAN'T, mind you...I JUST DON'T CARE! Could be on line at the bank, could be in an elevator...it could even be in the middle of foreplay! Like James Brown said...got to release that pressure!)
3. I spend more time dabbing and shaking than I do peeing.
4. I like babies more, and teenagers less.   
  [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Blogs
Keywords: greg manuel aging
Added: Wed, 16 Sep 2009

Kanye West did something obnoxious at an awards show and everybody was shocked that he could behave in such a manner. Probably the only big difference between this and previous such displays is that some celebrities were now able to tweet their disapproval almost immediately.
Yawn.
I’m a little surprised that a music video award ceremony hosted by a cable network that barely runs music videos anymore is taken THIS seriously...by ANYBODY. So Kanye acted like a dick – big shock! Next time, act like a dick while wearing just a diaper – make some REAL news, for Chrissake...  [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: kanye west greg manuel mtv vma
Added: Mon, 14 Sep 2009

President Obama is a few hours away from delivering a major speech regarding health care reform to the joint session of Congress tonight.
Sources inside the White House say that the President is still working on his speech, and is re-considering opening his remarks with "Scuse me while I whip this out!" [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Political
Keywords: greg manuel barack obama health care reform
Added: Wed, 9 Sep 2009

I dunno if all the good cartoons are on basic cable during prime time nowadays, but what’s on network TV Saturday mornings looks like the toy aisle at a Dollar Store.  [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: greg manuel saturday morning cartoons
Added: Wed, 9 Sep 2009

Ripping on Heidi Montag in that razor-sharp manner of yours doesn't CONFIRM rumors that you're gay...but it doesn't REFUTE them either.  [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: greg manuel heidi montag
Added: Fri, 28 Aug 2009

Senator Ted Kennedy succumbed to brain cancer this week, dying at the age of 77.
Kennedy will be interred at Arlington National Cemetery with his brothers; a decision reached by the White House after ignoring a petition from the Kopechne family for a burial at sea. [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: ted kennedy greg manuel chappaquiddick
Added: Thu, 27 Aug 2009

Where once you could find a Woolworth's on every other street corner, in its place you now have Starbucks. Where once you could get a grilled cheese, stockings, a 1-lb. sack of Tootsie Rolls, school supplies, underwear, a Transformers action figure and a pet goldfish, you can now get overpriced coffee and overpriced coffee accessories. 
We sure do like getting screwed in this country, don't we? [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Weird
Keywords: greg manuel woolworths starbucks
Added: Tue, 25 Aug 2009

Associated Press: "The body of ex-model Jasmine Fiore was found Aug. 15 in a suitcase that had been dumped in a trash bin in Orange County, Calif. Fiore, 28, had been strangled. Her teeth and fingers were gone, and her body was so mutilated that investigators had to identify her though the serial number of her breast implants, prosecutors said Friday."
Me: Identified by her breast implants...sure, why should death be any different? [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: greg manuel jasmine fiore breast implants
Added: Fri, 21 Aug 2009

I was planning to visit Mr. Small, the local Medium but when I got to his place he was being shoved into a police car. Turns out, he was at Large.  [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Weird
Keywords: greg manuel
Added: Tue, 18 Aug 2009