Late last night, John McCain conceded the 2008 Presidential Election to Democrat opponent Barack Obama...
...interestingly enough, he made sure to note that he has the new President-elect right where he wants him.  [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Political
Keywords: obama mccain president
Added: Wed, 5 Nov 2008

I got a Nintendo Wii for Christmas last year, and have been playing it nonstop. I don't eat, I can't focus, and my right elbow is perpetually sore.
It's like I'm thirteen all over again.  [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: nintendo wii
Added: Mon, 6 Oct 2008

I like to think it went a little something like this:

BARACK OBAMA: Dude, that wife of yours -

BILL CLINTON: I know, son...I know. [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Political
Keywords: clinton obama
Added: Tue, 1 Jul 2008

At a campaign stop in Kentucky today, Republican candidate John McCain said that, if elected president, he would declare war on poverty.

In order to deal with the coming recession, he promised that the nation's armed forces would have standing orders to shoot anyone with an annual salary of less than $25,000.

Yessir...Republican candidate John McCain has officially lost his mind. [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: mccain poverty campaign
Added: Wed, 23 Apr 2008

It seems that actor and NRA spokesman Charlton Heston died over the weekend, and nobody wants to say how.

Hm.

Okay, people - place your bets, place your bets! $20 on "Accidental Gunshot Wound to the Face!" Any takers?

They say his wife was with him when it happened. Extra $5 on his last words being, "Of course the safety's o - "

Oh, like Vegas hasn't already put some odds on this... [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: charlton heston dead nra
Added: Mon, 7 Apr 2008

It seems that this has been quite the week for scandal here in the northeast...

First, ex-NY Governor Eliot Spitzer gets caught soliciting call girls. Then, a former aide to ex-NJ Governor McGreevey claims to have had threesomes with McGreevey and his wife.

Not to be left out, I hear M. Jodi Rell has been spotted on I-95, flashing motorists at the Connecticut border. [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: new york jersey connecticut spitzer scandal
Added: Tue, 18 Mar 2008

Ashley Alexandra Dupre - a.k.a. "Kristen," the call girl linked to disgraced ex-gov Eliot Spitzer, has expressed great chagrin over photos of her currently being used by the media.

"My client may sell her body for use by all sorts of men," said attorney Don D. Buchwald, "but this is just plain disgusting!" [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: eliot spitzer scandal spitzer joke kristen
Added: Sat, 15 Mar 2008

The prostitution scandal that has destroyed the career of NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has named at least one call girl outright - Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a 22 year old aspiring singer originally from Belmar, NJ.

Man...brought down by a Jersey chick.

Show of hands - who hasn't been THERE? [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: eliot spitzer sex scandal prostitutes
Added: Thu, 13 Mar 2008

The entertainment world was shocked to learn that actor Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer more than a month ago.

I think I speak for men all over the country when I say...wow. We didn't REALLY want anything to happen to the guy; we were just sick of watching "Dirty Dancing" every weekend.

Man...I guess the law of attraction really DOES work! [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: patrick swayze cancer
Added: Thu, 6 Mar 2008

The Republican frontrunner mocked his Democratic counterpart in Tyler, Texas yesterday, telling a crowd: "I'm Bawack Obama! I said things about Iwaq! I wanna be your pwesident! Neh-neh-neh-neh-NEH!"

That's right, folks...the Republican frontrunner has officially lost his mind. [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: mccain obama iraq
Added: Thu, 28 Feb 2008

It seems we've seen yet another shooting at a college campus, this time at Northern Illinois. This feels like the fourth one I've heard of since Virginia Tech.

Jesus. And here I thought wearing pajamas to class was a stupid fad... [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: virginia tech northern illinois shootings
Added: Fri, 15 Feb 2008

MSNBC's David Shuster has been suspended after commenting that Hilary Clinton is "pimping" out her daughter Chelsea for the sake of her campaign.

Interestingly enough, no mention was made of his later comment: "Well, she's no Bush twin, but gimme a bottle of Jager and I'd totally hit that." [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Sat, 9 Feb 2008

I think people are making far too big a deal of Hillary Clinton's teary response while answering voter questions in New Hampshire. Some see it as maudlin, others see it as a calculating move...I think she just wanted to show off the new tear ducts she had installed. [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: Political
Keywords: hilary clinton greg manuel new hampshire
Added: Tue, 8 Jan 2008

An Arizona beauty queen is was indicted last month for allegedly kidnapping and torturing an ex-boyfriend for ten hours.

Kumari Fulbright's attorney declined comment, save that perhaps it wasn't her best idea to submit the act as part of the Talent portion of the Miss Arizona 2007 competition. [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: beauty queen torture kidnapping
Added: Thu, 3 Jan 2008

A parenting book by pop singer Britney and teen actress Jamie's mother, Lynne Spears - "Pop Culture Mom: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World" - has been put on indefinite hold.

Yeah, I know. Just try to act surprised, okay? [more]

Author: Greg Manuel
Category: News
Keywords: lynne spears britney jamie
Added: Fri, 21 Dec 2007