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"Y'ever had to take a sh*t...RIGHT after you get outta the shower?"
Registered on: 10/14/06
Location:
Bronx, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/GregManuel
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Biography:
I am a comedian out of New York, and have been performing in the tri-state area for about the last five years.
If my comedic style could be likened to a Kung Fu discipline, mine would be a style I like to call "CYF Technique."
Cerebral, Yet Filthy.
Don't worry about it; all it really means is, I tell d*ck jokes that take a second to register. But to give you an idea of the kind of jokes I tell, here's an example.
Q: How do you define irony?
A: A vegan that swallows.
I hope you enjoy my profile.
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I like to think it went a little something like this:
BARACK OBAMA: Dude, that wife of yours -
BILL CLINTON: I know, son...I know.
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At a campaign stop in Kentucky today, Republican candidate John McCain said that, if elected president, he would declare war on poverty.
In order to deal with the coming recession, he promised that the nation's armed forces would have standing orders to shoot anyone with an annual salary of less than $25,000.
Yessir...Republican candidate John McCain has officially lost his mind.
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It seems that actor and NRA spokesman Charlton Heston died over the weekend, and nobody wants to say how.
Hm.
Okay, people - place your bets, place your bets! $20 on "Accidental Gunshot Wound to the Face!" Any takers?
They say his wife was with him when it happened. Extra $5 on his last words being, "Of course the safety's o - "
Oh, like Vegas hasn't already put some odds on this...
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It seems that this has been quite the week for scandal here in the northeast...
First, ex-NY Governor Eliot Spitzer gets caught soliciting call girls. Then, a former aide to ex-NJ Governor McGreevey claims to have had threesomes with McGreevey and his wife.
Not to be left out, I hear M. Jodi Rell has been spotted on I-95, flashing motorists at the Connecticut border.
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 Ashley Alexandra Dupre - a.k.a. "Kristen," the call girl linked to disgraced ex-gov Eliot Spitzer, has expressed great chagrin over photos of her currently being used by the media.
"My client may sell her body for use by all sorts of men," said attorney Don D. Buchwald, "but this is just plain disgusting!"
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 The prostitution scandal that has destroyed the career of NY Governor Eliot Spitzer has named at least one call girl outright - Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a 22 year old aspiring singer originally from Belmar, NJ.
Man...brought down by a Jersey chick.
Show of hands - who hasn't been THERE?
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The entertainment world was shocked to learn that actor Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer more than a month ago.
I think I speak for men all over the country when I say...wow. We didn't REALLY want anything to happen to the guy; we were just sick of watching "Dirty Dancing" every weekend.
Man...I guess the law of attraction really DOES work!
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The Republican frontrunner mocked his Democratic counterpart in Tyler, Texas yesterday, telling a crowd: "I'm Bawack Obama! I said things about Iwaq! I wanna be your pwesident! Neh-neh-neh-neh-NEH!"
That's right, folks...the Republican frontrunner has officially lost his mind.
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It seems we've seen yet another shooting at a college campus, this time at Northern Illinois. This feels like the fourth one I've heard of since Virginia Tech.
Jesus. And here I thought wearing pajamas to class was a stupid fad...
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