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"Oh Really?"
Registered on: 02/19/07
Location:
New York, NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/GregBanks
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Biography:
Greg Banks performs across the country, from San Francisco to New York, LA, Las Vegas and, yes, Baltimore. He is loved by smart audiences everywhere.
e-mail him at banks.greg@gmail.com.
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Obama said today he would eliminate nuclear weapons. Right after he eliminated poverty, disease and sadness...
With Obama, we can expect a world safe for puppies.....
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 The New York Times reported today that comedians are finding it hard to lampoon Obama because there's no real "take" on him, that is something that just jumps out as goofy. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/15/us/politics/15humor.html
That is, except for the often photographed halos, appropriated presidential seal, leather-bound videos of his speeches from three weeks ago (hat tip: Terry Ann Rendon), oh and his promise to make the waters recede, but beyond that, there's nothing to make fun of.
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
http://theunfocused.blogspot.com/2008/07/heartache-late-night-comics-are-having.html?disqus_reply=906871#comment-906871
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A 500-lb shopkeeper was released without bail after being arraigned in the courthouse parking lot. The 500-lb man is accused of selling knockoff Gibson Les Paul guitars.
The judge said it was the classic case of too fat to walk, too fat to fly.
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 The clone is groundbreaking because it creates the first same-sex, same-person relationship.
Let's see the Supreme Court work that out.
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 Being John Rambo at 62 has certain pluses and minuses:
1) The only thing stiff in the morning are your knees.
2) The bad guys can't sneak up on you: you pee 6 times a night.
3) Your camp is littered with Icy Hot patches.
4) You fall asleep while firing your M-60.
5) You haven't had a good crap since the mid-90s.
6) You're easier to track, they follow the scent of menthol (see #3).
7) Your sciatica means the hot Asian chick gives you a back rub instead of a front rub.
8) Medicaid hasn't kicked in yet.
9) Rambo V to be filmed in The Villages, FL.
10) Senior discounts at the Gun Shack.
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 MIAMI (Reuters) - An Afghan detainee has died from cancer at the prison camp at the U.S. naval base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, authorities said on Sunday.
Abdul Razzak, 68, who was undergoing chemotherapy treatment for colorectal cancer, was pronounced dead by a doctor at the base on Sunday morning, the U.S. military said in a statement.
Which gives real meaning to the term, habeaus corpus
An unidentified colonel was quoted as saying said, "one down, 290 to go."
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 The Archbishop of Canterbury said yesterday that the Christmas story of the Three Wise Men was nothing but a 'legend'.
The Archbishop concluded his remarks by saying: "Merry F***ing Christmas" and "ho-f***ing-ho."
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Octavia Smith says:
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I don't know why bush hates puppies, because hes fucking one every night.His wife or should i say a Chihuahua.
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