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""Witty Comedy For The Simple Mind.""
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Registered on: 07/29/07
Location:
Oklahoma City, OK
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/GeraldYoung
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Biography:
Thanks for stopping by and checking out my profile. Since I am really lazy, I will direct you to my MySpace profile:
http://www.myspace.com/travvis
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Jokes: 9
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Videos: 1
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Hillary Rodham Clinton has significantly widened the Democratic nomination lead against Barack Obama. In the most recent Gallup Poll of Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents, Clinton showed 48 percent versus 26 percent for Obama.
Obama responded by saying, "She may lead by 22 percent now, but at least my cock is 22 percent bigger than hers." Obama, briefly moved away from the microphone, took a deep breath, donned a look of despair and said, "For now, anyway."
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A court ordered DNA test proved that Chris Rock is not the father of a 13 year old boy whose mom had tried to sue Rock earlier this year.
The test was unnecessary, though, because the boy was actually white and didn't drop "N-Bombs" every 5 words.
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 Madonna, trying to adopt a child from the impoverished nation of Malawi, ran into some trouble on Sunday with the proceedings. Thinking she was all set to go, she was thrown off when Angelina Jolie violently approached her and said, "No! They are all mine!"
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 In Mexico City, la policia kicked down the door of Mercedes Velarde. What they found was quite disturbing; the decayed, worm-ridden body of her husband. He had been dead for a year.
Ben Affleck's Career was overheard saying, "Big deal, I've been dead longer than that."
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 A Texas lady recently gave birth to quints that combined to weigh 21 pounds, 7.2 ounces. The previous record was 21 pounds, 1.2 ounces. Despite the record breaking delivery, her husband has this to look forward to the rest of their marriage
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Rights to O.J. Simpson's book "If I Did It" were granted to the family of murder victim Ron Goldman. Fred Goldman, Ron's father, was seen weeping during the hearing. On the flip side, thousands of hack comics who have not written any new material since 1994 were seen rejoicing on the court house steps.
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In an effort to combat the spread of AIDS, China has ordered its hotels to provide condoms for their guests.
-- I thought that mint tasted more latexy than it should have.
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An active judge in Connecticut recently celebrated his 100th birthday. The following day in court every verdict he handed down included a mandate stating that all defendants must remain 100 yards from his damn lawn.
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Punchline Magazine says:
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G: thanks for your support and for being there from the beginning.
-dylan
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Punchline Magazine says:
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congrats on being a guest star!
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