Burt Hansen Joke Feed powered by DailyComedy.com http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/GaryVider http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/logo2.jpg Burt Hansen http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/GaryVider The latest jokes from Burt Hansen courtesy of DailyComedy.com Burt Hansen <![CDATA[McNabb Makes Race Statement]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12191 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12191/#comment Sports

In an interview Donovan McNabb said as a black quarterback in the NFL he faces more scrutiny than a white quarterback. The NFL says they’re shocked at the allegations that McNabb still considers himself a quarterback. [more]


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Added: Tue, 22 Apr 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/12191 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:00:00 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[Heisman Trophy]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10561 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10561/#comment Sports

The Heisman Trophy will be presented Saturday, which is given to the top college football player most likely to murder his future wife. [more]


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Added: Wed, 5 Dec 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10561 Wed, 5 Dec 2007 18:54:47 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[San Francisco Bans Fireplaces]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10426 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10426/#comment News

There is serious talk in San Francisco about banning fireplaces in homes. After hearing that the people of San Francisco said “No problem, if we want a house fire we’ll just go to Malibu.” [more]


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Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10426 Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:06:39 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[The Dollar Is Going Down]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10250 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10250/#comment News

A lot of working people in the United States are worried now that the American dollar and Canadian dollar have the same buying power. Especially strippers, as they’ve realized it’s much harder to keep a loonie inside a g-string. [more]


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Added: Wed, 7 Nov 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10250 Wed, 7 Nov 2007 20:09:41 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[Hillary Clinton]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10236 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10236/#comment Political

After receiving harsh criticism for her poor performance at last weeks Democratic Presidential debate, Hillary Clinton went on record saying, “I wasn’t at my best the other night.” Then Bill Clinton chimed in, “Or any other night.” [more]


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Added: Wed, 7 Nov 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10236 Wed, 7 Nov 2007 20:00:00 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[Saw IV]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10137 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10137/#comment Entertainment

The number one movie at the box office this weekend was Saw IV, about a sadistic killer named Jigsaw. If you haven’t seen the first three and were wondering how Jigsaw got away with murdering people. It's simple; he was tried in California. [more]


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Added: Mon, 29 Oct 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10137 Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:39:07 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[Hef Wants Britney]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10060 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10060/#comment Entertainment

It has been reported that Hugh Hefner wants Britney Spears to appear in an upcoming edition of Playboy. Britney says appearing in Playboy would be a great opportunity for "Me and my vagina." [more]


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Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10060 Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:18:51 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[School Suspension]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10059 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10059/#comment News

A second grader was suspended from a New Jersey elementary school for a day for drawing a stick figure shooting a gun at another stick figure.

As punishment the young boy's parents say he'll spend the whole day in his bedroom with his gun collection. [more]


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Added: Sun, 21 Oct 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/10059 Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:17:46 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[McNabb Plays Race Card]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9776 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9776/#comment Sports

In an interview Donovan McNabb said as a black quarterback in the NFL he faces more scrutiny than a white quarterback does. The NFL says they’re shocked at the claim that after Monday Night’s loss, McNabb still considers himself a quarterback. [more]


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Added: Wed, 19 Sep 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9776 Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:00:00 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[McProblem]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9775 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9775/#comment Sports

In an interview Donovan McNabb said as a black quarterback in the NFL he faces more scrutiny than a white quarterback does. I think he has a point cause as a result of these comments today the NFL commissioner fined him, extra practice time. [more]


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Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9775 Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:00:00 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[Belichick vs. Nixon]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9777 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9777/#comment Sports

Today on ESPN.com New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick was compared to former President Nixon. And it turns out just like Nixon, Belichick’s colleagues also call him, “dick.” [more]


Author: Burt Hansen
Category: Sports
Keywords: belichick
Added: Tue, 18 Sep 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9777 Tue, 18 Sep 2007 20:00:00 -0700 Belichick Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[Bonds Ball]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9764 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9764/#comment Sports

The baseball that Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron’s homerun record with, sold at an auction this weekend for over $750,000. To keep with the theme of the tarnished record the buyer paid in counterfeit twenties. [more]


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Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9764 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:07:00 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[O.J. Shmo J]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9763 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9763/#comment News

O.J. Simpson was arrested in Las Vegas over the weekend on charges of armed robbery. Or as O.J. calls it, “A parking ticket.” [more]


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Added: Mon, 17 Sep 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9763 Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:05:42 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[Bonds Baseball Sold]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9756 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9756/#comment Sports

The baseball that Barry Bonds broke Hank Aaron’s homerun record with- sold at an auction this weekend. The winning bidder says the ball will go great with his Floyd Landis bicycle and Ben Johnson gold medal. [more]


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Added: Sun, 16 Sep 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9756 Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:04:17 -0700 Burt Hansen Burt Hansen <![CDATA[Pats Accused Of Cheating]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9661 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9661/#comment Sports

The NFL's New England Patriots had a video camera confiscated during their 38-14 win against the Jets on Sunday- after a coach on their sidelines was suspected of stealing Jets play calls. The Patriots admit taping the game, but only to win America's Funniest Home Videos. [more]


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Added: Tue, 11 Sep 2007

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/9661 Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:00:00 -0700 Burt Hansen