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Burt Hansen

Registered on: 01/17/07
Location: NY
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/GaryVider
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McNabb Makes Race Statement

Submitted: Apr 22, 2008
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Donovan McNabb

7 Jokes

In an interview Donovan McNabb said as a black quarterback in the NFL he faces more scrutiny than a white quarterback. The NFL says they’re shocked at the allegations that McNabb still considers himself a quarterback.

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Heisman Trophy

Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Football

628 Jokes  7 Videos

The Heisman Trophy will be presented Saturday, which is given to the top college football player most likely to murder his future wife.

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San Francisco Bans Fireplaces

Submitted: Nov 25, 2007
Category: News  

There is serious talk in San Francisco about banning fireplaces in homes. After hearing that the people of San Francisco said “No problem, if we want a house fire we’ll just go to Malibu.”

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The Dollar Is Going Down

Submitted: Nov 7, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Stripper

74 Jokes  1 Videos

A lot of working people in the United States are worried now that the American dollar and Canadian dollar have the same buying power. Especially strippers, as they’ve realized it’s much harder to keep a loonie inside a g-string.

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Hillary Clinton

Submitted: Nov 7, 2007
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Hillary Clinton

216 Jokes  10 Videos

After receiving harsh criticism for her poor performance at last weeks Democratic Presidential debate, Hillary Clinton went on record saying, “I wasn’t at my best the other night.” Then Bill Clinton chimed in, “Or any other night.”

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Saw IV

Submitted: Oct 29, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

The number one movie at the box office this weekend was Saw IV, about a sadistic killer named Jigsaw. If you haven’t seen the first three and were wondering how Jigsaw got away with murdering people. It's simple; he was tried in California.

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Hef Wants Britney

Submitted: Oct 21, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Britney Spears

188 Jokes  8 Videos

It has been reported that Hugh Hefner wants Britney Spears to appear in an upcoming edition of Playboy. Britney says appearing in Playboy would be a great opportunity for "Me and my vagina."

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School Suspension

Submitted: Oct 21, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

School

679 Jokes  16 Videos

A second grader was suspended from a New Jersey elementary school for a day for drawing a stick figure shooting a gun at another stick figure.

As punishment the young boy's parents say he'll spend the whole day in his bedroom with his gun collection.

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McNabb Plays Race Card

Submitted: Sep 19, 2007
Category: Sports  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Donovan McNabb

7 Jokes

In an interview Donovan McNabb said as a black quarterback in the NFL he faces more scrutiny than a white quarterback does. The NFL says they’re shocked at the claim that after Monday Night’s loss, McNabb still considers himself a quarterback.

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McProblem

Submitted: Sep 18, 2007
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Donovan McNabb

7 Jokes

In an interview Donovan McNabb said as a black quarterback in the NFL he faces more scrutiny than a white quarterback does. I think he has a point cause as a result of these comments today the NFL commissioner fined him, extra practice time.

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