Gary B. Joke Feed powered by DailyComedy.com http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/Gary226 http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/logo2.jpg Gary B. http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/Gary226 The latest jokes from Gary B. courtesy of DailyComedy.com Gary B. <![CDATA[Cops nab pair in same vehicle for drunken driving]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14189 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14189/#comment Weird

So Heather Locklear and Shia LeBeouf are now apparently car pooling. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: locklear lebeouf drunk driving
Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14189 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:55:43 -0700 Locklear LeBeouf drunk driving Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Angelina Jolie apparently breastfeeding on W magazine cover]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14188 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14188/#comment Entertainment

Isn't Angelina Jolie old enough now to drink milk from a carton? [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: angelina jolie breastfeeding
Added: Fri, 10 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14188 Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:48:15 -0700 Angelina Jolie breastfeeding Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Fed grants AIG $37.8 billion loan]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14180 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14180/#comment News

The Fed has granted finacailly troubled AIG another 37.8 billion dollar loan days after compnay executives were criticized by lawmakers for spending $400,000 on a posh California retreat complete with spa treatments, banquets, and golf outings.  An anonymous source said that the loan would have been 50 billion dollars had AIG executives invited members of Congress to attend  the retreat. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: aig bailout 37.8 billion retreat
Added: Thu, 9 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14180 Thu, 9 Oct 2008 01:00:00 -0700 AIG bailout 37.8 billion retreat Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Hugh Hefner breaks up with Holly Madison]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14181 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14181/#comment Entertainment

Hugh Hefner has split with 28-year-old actress-model Holly Madison..  Hefner is so old  he once dated Dolly Madison. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: hefner madison split
Added: Thu, 9 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14181 Thu, 9 Oct 2008 00:33:22 -0700 Hefner Madison split Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Presidential debate held in same venue as awards show]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14174 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14174/#comment Political

Last night's presidential debate in Nashville was held in the same hall as the annual Cournty Music Television awards.  Viewers tuning in last night knew immediately it wasn't a country music show when a black man appeared on stage.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: presidential debate nashville country music
Added: Wed, 8 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14174 Wed, 8 Oct 2008 04:10:08 -0700 Presidential debate Nashville country music Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Idol singer Paris Bennett gives birth to girl]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14173 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14173/#comment Entertainment

Former "American Idol" contestant Paris Bennett has given birth to a daughter named Egypt.  Egypt? I guess the name makes some sense since Bennett is a first-time "mummy."  Also for several months she had a hard time accepting that she was pregnant  Family and friends say she was in "de-nile:"   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: paris bennett egypt
Added: Wed, 8 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14173 Wed, 8 Oct 2008 01:08:07 -0700 Paris Bennett Egypt Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Miley Cyrus celebrates Sweet 16 at Disneyland]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14152 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14152/#comment Entertainment

Disneyland was closed to the public Sunday night so Miley Cyrus and invited guests could enjoy the park's attractions.  In related news, the Mustang Ranch will be shut down next Saturday for a birthday celebration for Charlie Sheen.    [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: miley cyrus charlie sheen
Added: Tue, 7 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14152 Tue, 7 Oct 2008 01:52:15 -0700 Miley Cyrus Charlie Sheen Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Citigroup to fight Wells Fargo over Wachovia]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14139 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14139/#comment News

 A few days ago Wachovia was near collapse, done in by the financial crisis. Now Citigroup and Wells Fargo are dueling over its takeover.  Why in the hell are Citigroup and Wells Fargo sparring over troubled Wachovia?  It makes as much sense as two men fighting over Amy Winehouse.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: amy winehouse wachovia citigroup wells fargo
Added: Mon, 6 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14139 Mon, 6 Oct 2008 00:49:38 -0700 Amy Winehouse Wachovia Citigroup Wells Fargo Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Palin questions McCain decision to pull out of Michigan]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14138 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14138/#comment Political

Sarah Palin questioned John McCain's decision to abandon efforts to win Michigan.  Palin, a mother of five children, apparently hates pull outs .    [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: palin opposes pull out michigan
Added: Mon, 6 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14138 Mon, 6 Oct 2008 00:26:15 -0700 Palin opposes pull out of Michigan Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[OJ Simpson found guilty]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14137 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14137/#comment News

OJ Simposn has been found guilty at a court in Las Vegas of armed robbery and kidnapping.  In a short statement, OJ said he was sorry---sorry the trial wasn't held in LA.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: oj simpson guilty
Added: Mon, 6 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14137 Mon, 6 Oct 2008 00:10:10 -0700 OJ Simpson guilty Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[60 Minutes celebrates 40th anniversary]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14118 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14118/#comment Entertainment

The CBS newsmagazine first aired in 1968 which is also the last time Andy Rooney trimmed his eyebrows. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: 60 minutes andy rooney
Added: Fri, 3 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14118 Fri, 3 Oct 2008 02:29:40 -0700 60 Minutes Andy Rooney Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Palin calls general wrong name during debate]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14117 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14117/#comment Political

During last night's debate Sarah Palin twice mistakenly  referred to the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan as "Gen. McClellan." His name is David McKiernan.  General McClellan was a union general during the civil war.  Ironically, John McCain served with distinction under General McClellan.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: palin calls general mckiernan gerneral mcclellan
Added: Fri, 3 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14117 Fri, 3 Oct 2008 00:46:28 -0700 Palin calls General McKiernan Gerneral McClellan Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14116 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14116/#comment Weird

Apparently, David Duchovny's treatment isn't working. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: david duchovny man shoots himself after being denied sex
Added: Fri, 3 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14116 Fri, 3 Oct 2008 00:11:36 -0700 David Duchovny man shoots himself after being denied sex Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Bid of $1.75 on eBay gets abandoned home]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14107 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14107/#comment Weird

With a winning bid of just $1.75, a Chicago woman has won an auction for an abandoned home in Saginaw, Michigan.  Unfortunately, the shipping and handling fees could add another $10,000.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: woman pays $1.75 abandoned home
Added: Thu, 2 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14107 Thu, 2 Oct 2008 00:42:10 -0700 Woman pays $1.75 for abandoned home Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Eating kangaroos could help fight global warming]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14106 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14106/#comment Weird

I tried eating a kangaroo burger once but the damn thing kept jumping off my plate.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: eating kangaroo could help fight global warming
Added: Thu, 2 Oct 2008

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/14106 Thu, 2 Oct 2008 00:15:17 -0700 Eating Kangaroo could help fight global warming Gary B.