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In related news, Joan Rivers cancels big Democratic fund raiser.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: joan rivers
Added: Fri, 20 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22562 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:49:20 -0700 Joan Rivers Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Nicole Richie is hospitalized for pneumonia]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22528 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22528/#comment Entertainment

Richie was visited by her friend Paris Hilton who coincidentally has also spent lots of time flat on her back. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: nicole richie
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22528 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:39:31 -0700 Nicole Richie Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Johnny Depp named People's "sexiest man alive"]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22526 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22526/#comment Entertainment

And Larry King was named "sexiest man not alive." [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: larry king johnny depp
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22526 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:57:30 -0700 Larry King Johnny Depp Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Dick Cheney welcomes 7th grandchild born Wednesday morning]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22524 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22524/#comment Political

The doctor slapped the baby and then he slapped Cheney to restart his heart. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: dick cheney
Added: Thu, 19 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22524 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:02:33 -0700 Dick Cheney Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Dick Cheney welcomes 7th grandchild born Wed. morning]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22523 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22523/#comment Political

In lieu of a traditional baptism, the child will be waterboarded.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: dick cheney
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22523 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:59:27 -0700 Dick Cheney Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Palin angered by "sexist" Newsweek cover]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22475 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22475/#comment Political

Sarah Palin was upset by a Newsweek cover that showed her wearing a skimpy outfit.  John McCain was also upset--that Palin didn't wear that outfit on the campaign trail. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: sarah palin john mccain
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22475 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:25:11 -0700 Sarah Palin John McCain Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Afghanistan worsens on government corruption index]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22474 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22474/#comment News

In annual survey, Afghanistan was second only to Illinois. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: illinois
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22474 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:35:47 -0700 Illinois Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Woman finds 650-pound cow in pool]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22471 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22471/#comment Weird

Police said trespassing charges would not be filed against Rosie O'Donnell. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: rosie odonnell
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22471 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:53:19 -0700 Rosie O'Donnell Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Elton John says he's back on his feet]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22469 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22469/#comment Entertainment

Elton John says he's back on his feet after being sidelined for the flu, E. Coli,  and a yeast infection. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: elton john
Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22469 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:20:00 -0700 Elton John Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Obama visits China]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22458 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22458/#comment Political

President Obama chastised the Chinese leadership for China's lack of freedom of speech.  To which one of the Chinese leaders replied, "Freedom of speech is dangerous.  We've heard Joe Biden speak." [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: joe biden obama china
Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22458 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:14:48 -0700 Joe Biden Obama China Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Team asked to drill for Scotch whisky in Antarctica]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22455 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22455/#comment Weird

A  beverage company has asked a team to drill through Antarctica's ice for Scotch whisky that has been on the rocks for a century.   They chose Antarctica because drilling for Scotch whisky is forbidden in the enviromentally-sensitive Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: whisky
Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22455 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:31:57 -0700 whisky Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Cow dung powers Dutch homes]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22453 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22453/#comment Weird

Hopefully, this technology is soon available in the US.   There is enough manure in Washington to power the entire East Coast. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: washington d.c.
Added: Tue, 17 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22453 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:02:55 -0700 Washington D.C. Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[New advice: Wait until 50 for mammograms]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22451 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22451/#comment News

For all women under 50, Bill Clinton is offering free breast exams.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: bill clinton
Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22451 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:40:57 -0700 Bill Clinton Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Palin tells Winfrey she's praying for Levi Johnston]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22450 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22450/#comment Entertainment

I'm sure it's not the first time she's been on her knees. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: sarah palin
Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22450 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:19:05 -0700 Sarah Palin Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Man sets new world record by pulling bus with his hair]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22430 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22430/#comment Weird

Manjit Singh pulled a double-decker bus weighing more than eight metric tons over a distance of 21.2 meters with his hair.  Singh beat the previous record held by Don King. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: don king
Added: Mon, 16 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22430 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:10:18 -0700 Don King Gary B.