Gary B. Joke Feed powered by DailyComedy.com http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/Gary226 http://www.dailycomedy.com/img/logo2.jpg Gary B. http://www.DailyComedy.com/u/Gary226 The latest jokes from Gary B. courtesy of DailyComedy.com Gary B. <![CDATA[New Zealand lawmaker sculpted in cow manure]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22238 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22238/#comment Weird

If the artist ever wants to move to the United States, he will find plenty of manure in Washington to sculpt every member of Congress. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: congress manure
Added: Sat, 7 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22238 Sat, 7 Nov 2009 03:34:24 -0700 Congress manure Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Obama meets with American Indian tribal leaders]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22237 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22237/#comment Political

President Barack Obama assured American Indians that they have a place  on his agenda, telling tribal leaders they deserve more from their government.   Tribal leaders told the President they need more funding for such things as education, health care, and slot machines. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: american indians obama
Added: Sat, 7 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22237 Sat, 7 Nov 2009 03:02:02 -0700 American Indians Obama Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Revolutionary War hero becomes honorary US citizen]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22235 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22235/#comment News

President Barack Obama signed a joint resolution of the Senate and the House that made Casimir Pulaski an honorary citizen, 230 years after the Polish nobleman died fighting for the American colonies against the British.   In a statement released today, Senator John McCain said, "It was a privilege and honor for me to fight along side this brave man." [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: john mccain
Added: Sat, 7 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22235 Sat, 7 Nov 2009 00:27:40 -0700 John McCain Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Sesame Street celebrates 40th anniversary]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22218 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22218/#comment Entertainment

Sadly, some of the show's characters are getting a little long in the tooth.  For example, Big Bird is now wearing feather plugs.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: sesame street big birds
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22218 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 10:26:07 -0700 Sesame Street Big Birds Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Yankees victory parade]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214/#comment Sports

 New York City will celebrate the Yankees' 27th World Series title with a celebration parade today.  Parade confetti will consist of ticker tape, newspaper, and shredded Mets' season tickets.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Sports
Keywords: new york mets
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22214 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 08:45:24 -0700 New York Mets Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Conservative slams Sesame Street for trashing Fox News]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212/#comment Entertainment

In related news, Barack Obama announced he will increase funding for PBS and will appoint Elmo as his new media czar. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: sesame street obama
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22212 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 05:29:43 -0700 Sesame Street Obama Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Bar Funds for China-Backed Wind Farm, Senator Says]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22211 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22211/#comment Political

The Obama administration should bar a $1.5 billion wind-farm project in Texas from receiving U.S. government stimulus funds because most of the power turbines would be made in China, Senator Charles Schumer said.   I say build the wind-farm in DC and power it with all the hot air coming from Congress.  [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: congress
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22211 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 04:00:08 -0700 Congress Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[SKorean woman passes driver's exam on 950th try]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22205 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22205/#comment Weird

Coincidentally, 950 is also the average number of tries for a typical Florida driver. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: florida
Added: Fri, 6 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22205 Fri, 6 Nov 2009 02:33:20 -0700 Florida Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Giant Crack in Africa Will Create a New Ocean]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22136 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22136/#comment News

A 35-mile crack in the desert of Ethiopia will likely become a new ocean eventually, researchers now confirm.   Researchers have also confirmed that the giant crack in Octomom will eventally become a new Grand Canyon. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: octomom
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22136 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 02:43:32 -0700 Octomom Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[700 million worldwide would like to switch countries: study]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22135 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22135/#comment News

Please let one of those people be Nancy Pelosi. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: nancy pelois
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22135 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 02:20:10 -0700 Nancy Pelois Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Swine flu poses a special threat to those who are obese]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22134 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22134/#comment News

In related news, Al Gore was seen yesterday in a "Big and Tall" store shopping for a hazmat suit. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: al gore swine flu
Added: Wed, 4 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22134 Wed, 4 Nov 2009 02:05:40 -0700 Al Gore swine flu Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Space hotel says it's on schedule to open in 2012]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22095 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22095/#comment Weird

A three-night stay at the space hotel will cost $4.4 million.  Add a Snickers from the minibar and we're talking close to $5 million. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Weird
Keywords: minibar hotel space
Added: Tue, 3 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22095 Tue, 3 Nov 2009 03:53:38 -0700 minibar hotel space Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Man charged with stalking Ryan Seacrest]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22092 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22092/#comment Entertainment

The man is a real sicko--he even followed Seacrest into the ladies' restroom.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: ryan seacrest
Added: Tue, 3 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22092 Tue, 3 Nov 2009 01:45:06 -0700 Ryan Seacrest Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[Processed food link to depression: research]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22089 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22089/#comment News

 A diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression.  This may explain why Kirstie Alley has the suicide hotline on speed dial. [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: News
Keywords: kirstie alley
Added: Tue, 3 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22089 Tue, 3 Nov 2009 00:49:21 -0700 Kirstie Alley Gary B. Gary B. <![CDATA[More than 2,000 trick-or-treaters knock on WH door]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22068 http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22068/#comment Political

President Obama gave the trick-or-treaters a choice of treats:  M & M's, dried fruit, or the public option.   [more]


Author: Gary B.
Category: Political
Keywords: obama
Added: Mon, 2 Nov 2009

]]> http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/22068 Mon, 2 Nov 2009 04:21:30 -0700 Obama Gary B.