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Gary B.
Gary B.
"Don't do it for money. Don't do it for fame. You do it because you can't not do it."

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Sarah Palin was a big hit at Tea Party convention

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 9, 2010
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Sarah Palin

338 Jokes  9 Videos

In fact, she had attendees reading out of the palm of her hand.   


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SA president apologizes for fathering illegitimate child

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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John Edwards

62 Jokes

South African President Jacob Zuma finally admitted fathering a child out of wedlock after weeks of claiming the real  father was John Edwards.


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Record snowfall blankets Washington DC

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Washington

448 Jokes  8 Videos

Refreshing that there will be something to shovel in Washington besides manure.


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Record snowfall blankets Mid-Atlantic

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

1090 Jokes  28 Videos

Good news for the Obama administration.  The snowstorm should create lots of those "shovel-ready" jobs promised in the stimulus package.


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Washington at standstill from snowstorm

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  
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Nancy Pelosi

58 Jokes

The storm has been nicknamed the "Nancy Pelosi" storm because like her face nothing in Washtington is moving.


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Huge snowstorm paralyzes Washington D.C.

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: News  
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Washington

448 Jokes  8 Videos

Because of the immense storm, little got done in Washington Friday-so it was just like any other day.  


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RI man charged with operating on his own dog

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: Weird  
From Hot Topic

Animal

1183 Jokes  36 Videos

The man defended his actions saying he practiced first by operating on his wife.


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Seven-year-old named Samba queen in Rio

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Roman Polanski

17 Jokes  2 Videos

Seven-year-old named Samba queen in Rio

The girl is a student, dancer,  and former love interest of Roman Polanski


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The warning signs of suicidal person . . .

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 5, 2010
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Toyota

76 Jokes

. . .weight loss, feelings of despair, insomnia, recent purchase of Toyota vehicle.


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Pepsi skips Super Bowl TV advertising this year

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 5, 2010
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Detroit Lions

75 Jokes

Pepsi sits out the Super Bowl for first time in 23 years.  Hey, no big deal.  The Detroit Lions have sat out the Super Bowl for the past 40 years.


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