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"Don't do it for money. Don't do it for fame. You do it because you can't not do it."
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Hagerstown, MD
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/Gary226
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DAYTON, Ohio - Fifteen players and both managers were ejected — and a fan was sent to the hospital — following a 10-minute, benches-clearing brawl in a Class-A minor league game between affiliates of the Cincinnati Reds and Chicago Cubs on Thursday night.
Fans went to watch baseball and a WNBA game broke out.
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John McCain may soon announce the name of his running mate. McCain will probably choose a running mate who is several years younger than himself. This narrows down the field to anyone born in the 20th century.
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A man who was assaulted by a performer at a strip club in Funkstown, Maryland has filed civil charges against the woman and the club. The man is seeking a total of $400,000 in damages.
The man requested the damages be paid in one-dollar bills.
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With the Democratic National Convention in town next month, a Denver homeless advocacy group plans to hand out passes to movie theaters and cultural facilities.
The homeless will be treated to a double feature: "Under the Bridges of Madison County" and "The Grates of Wrath."
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NEW YORK - New York's new governor, David Paterson, disclosed that he and his wife both committed adultery several years ago.
Though legally blind, Paterson still managed to "see" other women.
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 TMZ has learned Priscilla Presley is the victim of a botched cosmetic procedure performed by Dr. Daniel Serrano. Serrano injected industrial, low-grade silicone similar to what's used to lubricate auto parts into Pricilla Presley's face.
Priscilla Presley's new face should last three months or 3,000 smiles--whichever comes first.
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David Hernandez was the first Top 12 contestant dismissed from American Idol last night. Hernandez made headlines last week after it was revealed to The Associated Press that he worked as a stripper at a Phoenix club with a "mostly male" clientele.
Today Hernandez received an offer to intern for Senator Larry Craig.
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WICHITA, Kan. - Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who stayed in her boyfriend's bathroom for two years, spending most of her time on the toilet — so that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the man finally called police.
The woman said she should have never ordered the chalupa from Taco Bell.
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NEW YORK - The call girl at the center of the prostitution scandal that prompted Gov. Eliot Spitzer to resign in disgrace has been identified as a 22-year-old aspiring musician.
I understand she blows a mean horn.
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A vast array of pharmaceuticals have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans.
I guess I need to start heeding my doctor's advice to drink eight glasses of water a day.
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Ray Ellin says:
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great stuff.... really enjoy it -
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Kandie Henry says:
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Gary thank you for the nice comments but I do need to let you know I'm not a comedian ,The jokes was sent to me from friends and I wanted to share them,so I can't take the credit for them.
sorry if I have done something wrong for postting the jomkes plz let me know and I will stop postting jokes that friends share with me and I will delet the one I have posted thank you.
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Kandie Henry says:
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Thank you for your nice comments on my
jokes
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Steve Knowles says:
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Gary: Please email me at the address listed in my profile, thanks.
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Steve Knowles says:
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I wondered about the SETI reference. I'm changing it, thanks.
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