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"Don't do it for money. Don't do it for fame. You do it because you can't not do it."

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Who makes bank at the White House

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 3, 2009
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Bo Obama

22 Jokes

Who makes bank at the White House

 In the spirit of transparency, the Obama Administration posted on its White House blog a detailed list of  the salaries of White House employees.  To no one's surprise, Keith Oberman is on the list  One glaring omission is Obama's top economic advisor.  Apparently, Bo receives no salary. 


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Calif. students get X-rated version of class DVD

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 3, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

School

806 Jokes  24 Videos

A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch.  Even more embarrassing, she was having sex with one of her students.


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Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden dead at 97

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 2, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Oscar

57 Jokes

Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden dead at 97

Karl Malden was registered as an organ donor. His eyes will give sight to a blind person.  His heart will be used for research.  And his nose will provide low-income housing to about a hundred senior citizens.


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Custody battle brewing over Michael Jackson's children

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Angelina Jolie

89 Jokes  2 Videos

Frankly, I'm not really sure who should get custody of the kids-- Madonna or Angelina Jolie.


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Man breaks into home and spends a week there

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Weird  

A man broke into a home and spent a week there sleeping, watching TV, and driving the car.   The incident will be featured in a new reality TV show:  Extreme Home Takeover.


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Obama meets with gay leaders at the White House

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Political  Staff Pick!
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Barack Obama

697 Jokes  19 Videos

Obama promised the gay leaders that he would work diligently for equal rights for gays.  The gay leaders showed their appreciation to Obama by redecorating the Oval Office.


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Internet Celebrity death rumors

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Larry King

53 Jokes  3 Videos

In the wake of  Michael Jackson's death,  death rumors on the Internet have surfaced for celebrities such as Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and Jeff Goldblum.   And yesterday there was an Internet rumor that Larry King was still alive.


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Ruth Madoff forfeits rights to $80m of assets

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 29, 2009
Category: News  
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Bernie Madoff

36 Jokes  1 Videos

Ruth Madoff, the wife of disgraced former broker Bernard Madoff, has given up rights to about $80m worth of assets and will be left with $2.5m.  That's so tragic.   It's good she saved 15% on her car insurance by switching to Geico.


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Michael Jackson’s doctor focus of inquiry

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 29, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson

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I think this focus on the doctor is unwarranted.  So what if he practiced medicine for five years as an assistant to Dr. Kevorkian.


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Brazil beats USA 3-2 in Confederations Cup soccer game

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jun 29, 2009
Category: Sports  
From Hot Topic

Mark Sanford

30 Jokes

Hard to believe--a story about a South  American courntry and scoring that doesn't involve Governor Mark Sanford.  


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Josh Filipowski says:

how many somali pirate jokes do you have!?!? jaajaaaa
crack my shit up-

bix brillo (Guest) says:

...thank you for your many positive comments gary...i treasure them, since they come from an equally funny man.....keep up the funny work...

Daniel Fulton says:

I appreciate the comment and totally agree with your motto. Keep'em laughing.

Steve Knowles says:

600+ joke postings! Way to go! I kind of got burned out at around 200 (I think I'm over 200 now, but I'm not sure) I still post one if the urge hits. Keep it up!

John Roman says:

Thanks for the comment s Gary. I love your stuff.
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