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Journalist, author, humorist and comedy performer. Part of the NYC improv troupe Wingnuts from 2001-03; later appeared in comic one-acts by playwright Alan Magill. Humor writing has appeared in "Entertainment Weekly," "New York Newsday," Yahoo! / MSN and elsewhere. And as you can see, Hulk Hogan and I used to date.
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 Rice in Japan

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Oct 18, 2006
Category: News  

 



 







Punsters declare holiday.

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 NY Yankees Tragedy - variation

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2006
Category: Sports  
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New York Yankees
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Days after his team's stunning, upset elimination from the Major League Baseball playoffs,  New York Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle tragically died when the small airplane he was piloting crashed into a Manhattan apartment house.

He left no note.

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 NY Yankees Tragedy

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Oct 12, 2006
Category: Sports  
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New York Yankees
270 Jokes


Days after his team's stunning, upset elimination from the Major League Baseball playoffs,  New York Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle tragically died when the small airplane he was piloting crashed into a Manhattan apartment house.

Survivng teammates Randy Johnson and Orlando "El Duque" Hernandez both immediately vowed they would pitch better next year.

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 Congress passes Bush prisoner bill

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 29, 2006
Category: Political  
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Congress
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The U.S. Congress passed a bill yesterday giving President Bush the expanded war powers he requested.

Provisions of the bill include reclassifyng terror suspects as "the usual suspects,"  disallowing torture except when no one's looking, and replacing the Geneva Conventions with the Sadr City Conventions.

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 Headlines of the times

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 21, 2006
Category: News  
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New York
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From the Sept. 21, 2006, New York Times:

Little Girl, 3 Million Years Old, Offers New Hints on Evolution   -  Front-page headline


"What becomes alarming is when you see bones and start counting ribs."   -  Allure editor Linda Wells, on runway models.

 



The scientific mystery is solved: We all descended from supermodels.

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 Space Shuttle Atlantis Lands Safely

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 21, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Space
271 Jokes  3 Videos


"It's nice to be back," said the Space Shuttle's commander, Captain Brent Jett.

His comment was seconded by Mission Specialist Rex Rocket, Lieutenant Jane Spaceway, and Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen.

 

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 Headlines of the times

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 19, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Scarlett Johansson
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"Scarlett Johansson Says She's Happy with Her Curves" -- Associated Press, Sept. 19, 2006


And may we say we're happy for her. Next up: "Angelina Jolie Happy with Her Lips" and "Associated Press Happy with Hard-Hitting Entertainment Reporting About Breasts."

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 Spinach E.coli Outbreak

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 18, 2006
Category: Political  
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Election
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The FDA said today that it has traced the source of the fatal, spinach-borne e.coli outbreak to a company called Natural Selection Foods.

Natural Selection?? C'mon! They're almost daring you to try it and see who lives or dies!

 

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 Lindsay Lohan Fights with Mom

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 18, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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Lindsay Lohan
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Actress Lindsay Lohan got into a screaming match with mother Dina at a restaurant, upon discovering that the celebu-mom and friends were already on their second bottle of Cristal when the star arrived. As Linday stormed out minutes later, she was heard to shout, "Me and my homie Jay-Z say fuck this shit! Cristal dissed us! No baby-momma mine be down with dat!"

 

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 George Bush and Mental Health

By: Frank Lovece (C)
Submitted: Sep 8, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
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George Bush
649 Jokes  17 Videos

The White House announced several new appointments on Sept. 5, including "American Idol" winner Clay Aiken to join the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities.

We're just glad the President has decided to seek help, no matter who it's from.

 

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