Mysterious drag queen wins national karaoke contest. No one knows who he is, he just showed up, rocked the house and left!

In a dramatic twist in the end he has a change of heart as he goes for the last knock out and skull claim. He cloaks his way into Ali’s home only to be greeted with Ali's shaking right fist and mumbling words “Come on fool time for school“.

The Predator played by Floyd Mayweather Sr. then breaks down in tears…….

The End!

Mayweather was given the role primarily based on his striking resemblance to the deadly predator!

Perhaps because for the government, it was just another small step in an ambitious space program which could ultimately see a Chinese Restaurant orbiting the Earth, a China Town on the moon, and a space suite cleaners on Mars.

In related news, South Korean space officials said Tuesday they plan to send an unmanned probe to the moon's orbit in 2020 and land a probe on the moon's surface in 2025 in hopes of opening several Carry Outs.

The country's Ministry of Science and Technology also announced it will develop a large-sized rocket capable of carrying 300 tons of fried chicken and mumbo sauce into space by 2017.

However they admit if this new vision is to work, African Americans will need to colonize the moon. They are already in negotiations with companies like Colt 45, Remy Martin and Boon's farm.

Well I’m sure he will feel at home in jail where multiple sex partners are common place.

They all jumped around the question, I asked myself how I would answer that question and decided that I would answer by saying that I am not against illegal immigrants having drivers licenses but I would support a bill to limit the shit you can put on one car.

The cult, which calls itself the "true Russian Orthodox Church," believes the world will end in May.

The cult leader is in police custody awaiting proceedings on charges that he set up an organization "whose activity is associated with violence on citizens and instigation to refuse to perform their civil duties," according to the state-funded Itar-Tass news agency.

In his own defense the leader said " Oh man I was only joking, I can't believe how stupid these people are golly gee!"

After a five-year, $150 million renovation, the old Charles Street jail is now a luxury hotel for guests who can afford to pay anywhere from $319 a night for the lowest-priced room to $5,500 for the presidential suite. The hotel, at the foot of Boston's stately Beacon Hill neighborhood, opened in September.

In keeping with the tradition of the old jail each room will come with a bag of home made wine located in the toilet.

The two married gay women who are both ministers became confused after having coffee and space-cakes at the Rookies in Amsterdam.

The tanker, Volganeft-139, broke about three miles from the shore.

"This problem will take several years to solve," Oleg Mitvol, head of the state environmental safety watchdog, Rosprorodnadzor, said on Vesti 24 television.

After getting word of this the Rev. Al Sharpton said he would be holding a demonstration in support of a faster clean up effort for the Black Sea, he has also made a statement saying “I’m not going to settle for any feet dragging on the clean up of the Black Sea it needs attention now, if this was the Red Sea you would see an army working to get that oil off the surface.”