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Elon James

Registered on: 08/05/06
Location: Brooklyn, NV
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/ElonJamesWhite

Biography:

My name is Elon james White. I'm a comic. I'm from Brooklyn.
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Black Vs. Black - (Mac Vs. PC Spoof)

Submitted: Sep 19, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

Black Vs. Black - (Mac Vs. PC Spoof)

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Nude Teen Stole Truck, Officials Say

Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Cop

842 Jokes  9 Videos

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio -- A Strongsville teen who ran around his neighborhood naked, carrying a double-barreled shotgun faces aggravated robbery charges.

Police said the 19-year-old approached telephone workers and then stole their truck. No one was hurt. Police are also considering other charges.

Charges like "Armed and Flaccid" & "Robbery with a viewable nutsack."



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Senate panel approves new commander for Iraq

Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Iraq

373 Jokes  4 Videos

WASHINGTON (AP) -- A Senate committee on Wednesday approved the nomination of Army Lt. Gen. David Petraeus to command U.S. forces in Iraq, replacing Gen. George Casey.


Gen. George Casey had no comment. He had a few shots of tequila and did a happy dance while screaming 'Oh God, you've finally heard my prayers', but insisted he had no comment.

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Ray gun makes targets feel as if they are on fire

Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: News  

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/01/24/ray.gun.ap/index.html

The process is called "Richard Simmons"ing someone.

Mr. Simmons could not be reached for comment.

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Sex offender posed as 7th grader at two schools

Submitted: Jan 25, 2007
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

School

679 Jokes  16 Videos

Parents were outraged upon finding out about the deception at their schools. When asked how a 29 year old could be allowed to pass for a 12 year old, the school administration had only one thing to say.

James Van Der Beek.

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Jessie Jackson Calls On Entertainment Industry To Stop Use Of Slur

Submitted: Nov 28, 2006
Category: News  

So you're against the using the word Nigga Mr. Jackson?

"Hell no Nigga, I'm talking about the word slur."



Yes. I will hand in my Black Card. - elon james white

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Bush Rejects Suggestions That Iraq Is in Civil War

Submitted: Nov 28, 2006
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

President Bush

570 Jokes  16 Videos

 "You guys aren't going to trick me again," George Bush said at today's earlier press conference, "The Civil War happened like a hundred and fourty years ago and I just invaded Iraq. It's just unpossible!"


Then he broke into a square dance. Sources aren't sure why.



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AIDS Is on the Rise Worldwide, U.N. Finds

Submitted: Nov 22, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

The AIDS pandemic is growing in all areas of the world, with worrisome signs of resurgence in some countries that were trumpeted as successes in combating the disease, the United Nations said yesterday.


Heavy investigation has been targeted towards Bono of U2 because he seems to have been one of the people who first noticed  said pandemic and brought it to the World table. And if the old adage "Whoever smelt it, delt it." is true, charges are to be filed.


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At least 8 Polish miners killed

Submitted: Nov 22, 2006
Category: News  

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-11/22/content_5362069.htm

WARSAW, Nov. 21 (Xinhua) -- At least eight Polish miners were killed in a methane gas explosion in a coal mine in southern Poland on Tuesday evening.

Sources say there would have been far less fatalities if the operator who recieved the 911 phone call had not assumed that 8 polish men in a mine was the begining of a joke.


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Condition of former KGB spy worsens

Submitted: Nov 20, 2006
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Donald Rumsfeld

44 Jokes

LONDON — A former KGB agent turned Kremlin critic who was poisoned three weeks ago was moved into intensive care Monday after his condition deteriorated, and his doctor said the toxin has attacked his bone marrow.


Prominent Russian exiles claimed Litvinenko was poisoned at the behest of the Kremlin; For his constant critques.

 "Poisen!" Donald Rumsfeld exclaimed,"Why didn't I think poisen!" He then added it to the 326 page list of things he didn't think of.

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