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Doug Johnson

Registered on: 10/11/06
Location: KS
URL: http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/DougJohnson

Biography:

Doug Johnson is a comedy writer and former junior high honor role student.
He blogs at thats-funny.blogspot.com
Page Views: 244     |     Jokes: 31     |     Videos: 0     |     Comments: 0     |     Fans: 1
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Obama's Orchestra

Submitted: Nov 14, 2008
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Barack Obama

356 Jokes  18 Videos

A playhouse in Barack Obama’s homeland of Kenya is drawing large crowds for its production of Obama: the Musical. In it, the lead character plays everybody like a fiddle.

 


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Swingin' for the Fence

Submitted: Dec 28, 2006
Category: Political  
From Hot Topic

Saddam Hussein

41 Jokes

Saddam Hussein's lawyer implored world leaders to prevent the United States from handing over the dictator to Iraqi authorities for hanging.

An Iraqi official said, “Our hands are tied at this point, but we plan to cut him loose soon."


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Schwarzenegger Does Hip Hop

Submitted: Dec 27, 2006
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Arnold Schwarzenegger

23 Jokes  1 Videos

Arnold Schwarzenegger broke his right leg skiing, making obvious what political experts suspected for a long time: he leans to the left

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Wiping Away the Wrinkles

Submitted: Dec 15, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Plastic Surgery

46 Jokes  2 Videos

Italian researchers say that shots of Botox can relieve constipation.

"Apparently Italians inject it in a different place," said Senator Nancy Pelosi.


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Semi Smart

Submitted: Dec 15, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

School

679 Jokes  16 Videos

A foreign student at a Rhode Island truck driving school is under investigation after telling his instructor he only wants to drive forward.

He says he'll learn to back up when he goes to France.


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Green Onions Target of Taco Bell E. Coli

Submitted: Dec 7, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Album sales plummet for Booker T & the MG's.


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A Little Less Constipation

Submitted: Dec 5, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Elvis

14 Jokes  1 Videos

To mark the 30th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death, Hershey's is introducing a limited edition peanut butter and banana Reece's Cup.

Only seven will be produced, but they're expected to reappear at gas stations and restaurants throughout the Midwest.


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Who Moved My Cheese?

Submitted: Dec 4, 2006
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Cop

842 Jokes  9 Videos

Italian police are scrambling for a way to deal with the highjackings of cheese shipments.

They do have some leads.


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Tree's Company

Submitted: Nov 30, 2006
Category: News  Staff Pick!

Partnering with the Arbor Day Foundation, Frito Lay is giving 25,000 trees to nonprofit organizations.

Prior to shipping, each tiny tree is wrapped in a gigantic bag filled with air.


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Judge Strikes Down Bush on Terror Groups

Submitted: Nov 30, 2006
Category: News  

Thousands martyred by poison oak.


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