Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. At least he now knows he is not a vampire. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: fence
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

A South Carolina woman who heard a giant splash
in her backyard discovered a 650-pound cow had fallen into her swimming
pool. The 'splash and run' is said to be payback for all late-night
tipping episodes from years past. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: cow
Added: Wed, 18 Nov 2009

An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test
for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him
for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way
street. A similar incident happened to a man who was dressed up as a
penis. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: halloween
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

A woman pleaded guilty and will spend five days in jail after letting her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van. She was charged with being the coolest mom ever. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: cardboard boxcar
Added: Thu, 5 Nov 2009

An Ohio man was shocked to have his high school ring back after 57 years at the wake for his high school sweetheart. Coincidentally, the ring was found 'inside' the corpse. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: high school ring
Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009

An Illinois man has admitted
banking more than $470,000 in paychecks from a New Jersey company he
never worked for. Cosmo Kramer is expected to be sent back to New York
where he will enter a not guilty plea. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords:
Added: Wed, 28 Oct 2009

Liza Minnelli brought the cast of the new 'Sex and the City' movie to tears when she performed for them. Turns out she ate garlic just before the performance. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: liza minnelli
Added: Fri, 23 Oct 2009

An industrial fire is sending thick, black smoke into the air southwest of Detroit. The city has never smelled so good. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: detroit
Added: Tue, 20 Oct 2009

A California toddler is alive after falling 30 feet from an apartment window and landing on concrete and rocks. The fall helped cure Eric Clapton's writer's block. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: falling baby
Added: Tue, 20 Oct 2009

A Massachusetts man who allegedly kidnapped a car salesman
during a test drive and drove the vehicle more than 1,000 miles was in
custody in Wisconsin. He was charged with 'pulling a Kramer.' [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: test drive
Added: Tue, 20 Oct 2009

A Cleveland museum has learned
that what it thought was a lock of hair from Amelia Earhart is just
thread. Shocking... who knew Amelia Earhart wore a cheap wig. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: amelia earhart
Added: Tue, 20 Oct 2009

Michael Jackson's "This Is It" documentary will premiere in 25 cities on Tuesday, Oct. 27. It will close on Oct. 28. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: michael jackson
Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009

Eva Longoria Parker says she is enrolling in a master's program to learn about her Mexican roots. Lesson one, talk to the set builders on 'Desperate Housewives.' [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: Entertainment
Keywords: eva longoria
Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009

Nearly 75 people gathered
in Keene, N.H.'s Central Square at 4:20 p.m. Thursday, to protest drug
laws as city councilors grapple with a resolution that would
decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. Shockingly, none of the 75
had to be at work at that time. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: marijuana
Added: Fri, 25 Sep 2009

Authorities say a 91-year-old South Florida man jumped out of bed naked and held an intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Gunpoint is what the man calls his geriatric boner. [more]

Author: Doug Chagnon
Category: News
Keywords: naked old man
Added: Tue, 22 Sep 2009